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« on: January 09, 2005, 10:03:25 PM »
what is that big black pile on top of his mellon? Looks like a rat's nest.

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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2005, 10:12:58 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2005, 10:28:52 PM »
That's a Buckwheat-do :)

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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2005, 10:49:08 PM »
Could be some critters in there. And it just goes to show there is no justice in this world. He acts a fool and comes out smelling like a rose.

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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2005, 08:15:08 AM »
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what is that big black pile on top of his mellon? Looks like a rat's nest.


Beleive it or not that used to be the style back in the early to mid 70's.
A 12 inch fro with a "black power" pick sticking up out the back and 9 inch platform shoes.

Cant say I miss it

I knew some that used to hide joints in their fro.
Was pretty effective too
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2005, 08:29:26 AM »
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Could be some critters in there. And it just goes to show there is no justice in this world. He acts a fool and comes out smelling like a rose.


I'm a Viking fan and for 4 years now I've been hoping they trade him to someplace like cleavland or some other team with no future.

For all his talent. And for all the records he's broken and will break untill he learns to grow up and actually act like a man he will never be considered in my eyes a "great" receiver.
The punk couldnt hold a candle to the likes of Rice, Irvan, Largent or Carter.

He's a team divider and IMO the Vikings play as a "team"  better without him then with him.

 If I were Tice I'd take Randy on a  long walk into a back room someplace just me and him and play man on his prettythang and beat some sence into him
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2005, 09:00:20 AM »
Speaking of prettythang did you see him moon the crowd?

Bet there's going to be a big fine for that.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2005, 09:06:31 AM »
As a Chicago Bears fan (said in my best 12-step voice), I was having a hard time trying to decide who I wanted to lose more yesterday :)

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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2005, 09:24:47 AM »
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Speaking of prettythang did you see him moon the crowd?

Bet there's going to be a big fine for that.


Yea but with all his money I dont think it will do any good.

Nice long suspension is what he needs.
Naa what he really needs is a good old fasioned butt whipping.
Or perhaps bettter yet. Ship him to NFL Europe for a season.

Now Im hearing it called a moon but to me  it looked like was rubbing it against the goalpost.

I was thinking perhaps he was "marking his territory"

Gotta admit I laughed when I saw it but that doesnt make it right
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2005, 10:08:42 AM »
Just be glad he didn't really moon the crowd, I'd hate to see what kinda furball he got on his prettythang.

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2005, 03:46:45 PM »
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Speaking of prettythang did you see him moon the crowd?

Bet there's going to be a big fine for that.


Have we forgotten the "career at Marshall", or how about driving his car with a female cop on the hood for 1/2 mile, THEN after stopping they find 2 joints in his car.  

Randy Moss is a piece of watermelon to society.  It sickens me people "look up" to him.  

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2005, 03:50:11 PM »
LOL this buckwheat clown would not be pulling this crap
If there was still players like Randy White to knock the snott bubbles out of em on the field.

Too much money and they get away with to much crap off the field just because there big time football players.
Time some of em spend some time in the big house.

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2005, 03:53:26 PM »
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 If I were Tice I'd take Randy on a  long walk into a back room someplace just me and him and play man on his prettythang and beat some sence into him


Tice has about as much of a chance beating Moss' prettythang than...well, than you do:lol

They're both *******es

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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2005, 03:56:41 PM »
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Too much money and they get away with to much crap off the field just because there big time football players.
Time some of em spend some time in the big house.


But of course, it's completely OK for Farve to run through Green Bay bare-assed....

I bet you cheered when Chumura got off for raping that 17 year old, too...

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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2005, 04:51:08 PM »
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But of course, it's completely OK for Farve to run through Green Bay bare-assed....

I bet you cheered when Chumura got off for raping that 17 year old, too...


Not at all If you read my post you would see that I am In favor of
these jerks being held to the same laws as you and I.

Like it or not they are idolized by kids around the world and should start acting like grown men for a change.

I mean dam how hard do they have it?

They get up train and play a game for which they get payed silly sums of money.

At least they can act with some sense of humility.