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[slimm50]

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"Then I look up and the X is right in the center of that carrier deck so things are looking real good. I am diving down real fast.

Now this is the question. If the bombs are armed and you put them right in the center of that big carrier deck do you get credit for the hits if the aircraft is still attached to the bombs?"



I just finished reading all those stories. Pure Gold they are.

[streetstang]

Originally posted by Quah!
As I was flying at 50 feet in my lancasters tonight headed out on my 20th try to sink a cv tonight, I think I finally realized what the problem was.  Yes, I had been going in again and again and getting shot down by these sam missles firing at me from nowhere (tards) but that was not to deter me.  I mean I could see my goal, there was that carrier right in front of me!  if only I could get to it...  so I did something drastic.  I took off again in the opposite direction and actually pulled the nose up in the air and climbed up!  I had no idea bombers could do that!  I was like wow this is soooo cool, so I kept climbing, thinking this time that sam missle site wouldn't expet me to come in high, since every time before they had caught me low.  Haha!  Surprise would be mine!  

So I got up to around 6k where I could barely see the sea below me anymore and I started getting scared so I dare not go any higher, and turned toward that lucky stubborn carrier.  I asked a guy in bishland near me to fly ahead of me and try to distract the sam's away from me on my heroic quest, but for some reason the bastard called me a very bad name and proceded to make fun of me in front of all the other guys in my country, saying I was mentally challenged and needed to get serious help from some guy named Fubar who apparently has all kinds of drugs and could help someone in my "seriously deranged state."  Ouch.  Like asking a guy for help would bring this upon me.  Anyway...

So I got near the CV, and to my joy the sam's hand't got me yet!  I was all locked in, not sure what to do next as I had never got this close to a target before, when they spotted me and started firing missles at me again!  Luckily, these seemed to be less accurate and weren't hitting me but man oh man the explosions all around me neary made me sh*t at brick!  I was freaking out, and was like, its now or never, gulped, and pushed the mouse foreward and dove in at the ship!  I was screaming the whole time, not expeting to be alive the next second, but apparently my surprise had worked and had thrown off the aim of the missle sites!  Closer and closer I got, 3,000, 2,000, 1,000 feet, the deck growing ever near, my goal nearly achieved, then BOOOOOM!  Haha, I did it!  I yelled out to my bro's over the cv "did it sink?"  
"Uh, no, moron"  they said... "What!??!" I yelled back.  All that work and nothing? No way, no way!  They said it would say "ship destroyed" in the text buffer if it had sunk.  I looked up, and said "It doesn't say that, all it says in my text buffer is"Doors are closed."  No one answered me after that, I think they all squelched me for some rediculous reason.  I'm gonna get that CV yet...  

LMFAO!

YOu can't just take little bits and peices here. LOL

I'm speachless. lol

Now, to go wipe off my screen.

[Paul]

Well this is certainly going to far! We can't possibly allow these people to thINk diving INto CV's is ok! I mean, think of all the poor animals IN the CV! I know they're already dead and in plastic wrap, but I just can't take my mind off those suicide dweebs hurting those poor innocent animals! What... you want some advice Quah?! How bout stuffing your animal slottering face with tofu!



LONG LIVE PETA!!!!

[DrDea]

And those bombs kill the dolphins.Whos going to look out for the dolphins?They have their own TV show.

[TBolt A-10]

Originally posted by Quah!
but for some reason the bastard called me a very bad name and proceded to make fun of me in front of all the other guys in my country, saying I was mentally challenged and needed to get serious help from some guy named Fubar who apparently has all kinds of drugs and could help someone in my "seriously deranged state."  

its now or never, gulped, and pushed the mouse foreward and dove in at the ship!  I was screaming the whole time,

ROFL  

[FuBaR]

I truly do miss that putz named Stang, but hey Quah is close enough

[TBolt A-10]

Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
In case any of the younger generation has not been introduced to Scavenger or his classic comedy from back in the AW days...........

http://www.musketeers.org/thud/scav/index.html

Sit back and have a read.  You'll be glad you did.  

Thank you for posting the link.  I had lost it quite some time ago.

[hubsonfire]

No way Stang is QUaH in game. This quah guy is horrible- he's almost as bad as I am.

enjoyable read tho.

[streetstang]

lol I just about reamed stang out on one of the private forums telling him that if he was Quah in game I was going to beat him like a red headed step child. But its not I guess.

Who ever it is sucks. Not because he cant fly (if thats the case) but because this "Quah" newb stole our freakin word!

That was our word. grrrr

Posers.

[Stang]

This Quah guy is dead.  This means war.

[Saintaw]

 *applause*