Author Topic: who wins? (Read 1190 times)

jEEZY · « **Reply #16 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:18:04 PM »

what if chuck norris (circa 1976) is leading the ninjas but the pirates are allied with zombies ? Nobody has laser technology and the nijas still are unable to backflip?

JB88 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:21:57 PM »

when have the zombies ever won? by adding chuck youve just increased the chances of a quick ninja success.

you might argue that the zombies cant die...but they probably cant swim too well either.

maybe, just maybe if you gave the zombies laser beams, but i doubt it...thier heart wouldnt be in it really.

SOB · « **Reply #18 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:25:15 PM »

Chuck Norris is a big studmuffin. After he got done creeping out the Ninjas by groping their buttocks and making sexually suggestive comments to all of them, they'd be so weirded out that they wouldn't even see the Zombies stumbling upon them. Then, the pirates kill all of the zombies, and head back to sea, with Chuck Norris in the barrel, living out his dreams at sea.

jEEZY · « **Reply #19 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:25:36 PM »

granted chuck pre texas rangers was a bad ass--but zombies have been known to kick some serious bellybutton when necessary. case in point dawn of the dead. although I must admit that the zombie-pirate coalition of the willing may not be as strong in fact as they are on paper.

hmm the gay chuck norris throws a wrench in the ninja ranks--how about if we evened the score and made the pirate-zombie alliance led by richard simmons (pre sweatin)?

JB88 · « **Reply #20 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:27:05 PM »

then we'd be back at square one, save the fact that the richard simmons *****slap might not be all that effective against the ninjas, though they may be thrown off my the perfect limpness of the wrist.

id still say ninjas.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #21 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:35:51 PM »

Robert Conrad could kick all of their arses

Karaya

Nuke33 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:37:12 PM »

Ninjas.. Wanna know why? Go here:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

JB88 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:41:11 PM »

Facts:

1. Ninjas are mammals.

2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

wtf? lolololol

Nuke33 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:42:29 PM »

Keep reading 88.. that site is fuggin hilarious

JB88 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:43:22 PM »

JB88 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:45:52 PM »

no f way. im about to pee my pants im laughing so hard.

damn, it doesnt show up

Nash · « **Reply #27 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:51:05 PM »

JB just discovered realultimatepower.

Our boy is growing up right before our eyes.

Take a little peice of time out of each and every one of your days to appreciate the small miracles.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #28 on:** January 26, 2005, 10:55:35 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Nash
JB just discovered realultimatepower.

Our boy is growing up right before our eyes.

Take a little peice of time out of each and every one of your days to appreciate the small miracles.

Go easy on him Nash. Tomorrow he'll whack his trouser mouse off with the Katana.

Karaya

JB88 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 26, 2005, 11:07:48 PM »