Author Topic: Top ten most Polite ways to say your zipper is down (Read 728 times)

wombatt · « **on:** January 27, 2005, 12:04:41 AM »

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down.........

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

Nash · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:14:55 AM »

I don't know how it happens, but it does.

You're a victim of computer internet email.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:43:24 AM »

wombatt is a victim of a lot of things, the internet is the least of his concerns. Say "Hi" to MrBlack for me wombatt.
-SW

NUKE · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:48:14 AM »

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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
wombatt is a victim of a lot of things, the internet is the least of his concerns. Say "Hi" to MrBlack for me wombatt.
-SW

well, I gotta step in here because......because, well....I feel I'm on a roll right now!

wombatt has admitted he was Mr Black.....

I think wombatt is doing great....he's not letting people bait him into freaking out and has pretty much been a model BB citizen.

Gixer · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:51:04 AM »

My my the missed out the best one of all.

"The Gate Is Open But The Beast Is Asleep"

~~...-Gixer~~

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:52:11 AM »

MrBlack, it's tIme to freak out. ReaLy!

Sniper
Scuba
Lorna
RX51
SRV
Ford
Karate

GO!

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:54:45 AM »

You may be on a roll, not sure of what, but a roll none the less.

However, he still denied he was MrBlack to me for a long while even though he obviously is. Therefore, I have every right to destroy with his fragile little mind and force him into a meltdown.
-SW

NUKE · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2005, 12:59:28 AM »

sometimes I get in these modes where I feel I have hightened mental clarity and thoughts, meanings and logic seem to burn through my opened mind, and make there way across the iniverse and stuff.

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:00:35 AM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
sometimes I get in these modes where I feel I have hightened mental clarity and thoughts, meanings and logic seem to burn through my opened mind, and make there way across the iniverse and stuff.

Nash?

JB88 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:02:32 AM »

woah.

Nash · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:04:06 AM »

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Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
Nash?

Jai guru deva om

JB88 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:04:48 AM »

NUKE · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:05:40 AM »

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Originally posted by Nash
Jai guru deva om

tell me of this jibberish? tell me of it's meaning.

JB88 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:06:12 AM »

look at it. its easy.

Nash · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2005, 01:06:26 AM »