Man pee's his way from avalanche

[Sox62]

A female would be doomed in that scenario.

[Elfie]

Originally posted by OIO
Quite smart imo.


However, it makes you wonder why he didnt use the car's cigarrete lighter.


The battery doesnt freeze, the engine does.

and them things are damn hotter than yer urine.

Actually car batteries can and do freeze. If it does freeze, it's ruined. I had it happen to me once, split the battery case from the ice exanding inside.

[WOOD1]

This sounds like a story made up to get out of a DWI arrest, "yes officer, I started drinking after the wreck cause the avalanche buried my car.  Where's the avalanche? I peed on it and melted it."

AKwoody

[Raider179]

I wonder how many times he pissed all over himself. lmao probably more often as he went through them.

[NUKE]

So many things wrong with the story.

Who goes on a holiday and buys 60 1/2 liter bottles of beer and loads them in a car? Well, okay, say he does buy the beer.......why did he put it all INSIDE his car and not in the trunk?

Then the pissing on the snow to melt it? I'm from Arizona, and I can pretty much tell you that you are not going to melt a few of handfulls of snow with a good, healthy pee, let alone even a few feet of it.

Then there's the amount of beer consumed, as mentioned. Then there's the fact that you could melt more snow by simply pouring the beer on it.

But of course, the whole thing is stupid and made up.

[JBA]

"Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours."


and here in Boston we have had more snow in the month of January then anyother January on record since 1800's...



Damn I  hope we sing that Kyoto treaty soon, this heat wave is killing me.

[stegor]

I cant imagine what he would have done if instead of beer he had in his car a  big pot of vegetable soup... oh my.....

hard to believe.....

[mora]

>Who goes on a holiday and buys 60 1/2 liter bottles of beer and loads them in a car? Well, okay, say he does buy the beer.......why did he put it all INSIDE his car and not in the trunk?

Maybe he got the beer cheap or something, or he can't get it in the place he was going to? Maybe there was something else in the trunk, or he folded the rear seats and got the beer from the trunk?

>Then the pissing on the snow to melt it? I'm from Arizona, and I can pretty much tell you that you are not going to melt a few of handfulls of snow with a good, healthy pee, let alone even a few feet of it.

>Then there's the amount of beer consumed, as mentioned. Then there's the fact that you could melt more snow by simply pouring the beer on it.

A body warm piss melts the snow much better than beer that's below freezing point in temperature. Also when you drink a lot of beer at a fast pace it will go right through your system.

Of course I don't believe the story, even if I think it's more plausible than you say.

[Lazerus]

As a test, I drank a 12 pack of cheap beer and melted all the ice in my freezer in 2 hours.

I BELIEVE!!!

[capt. apathy]

Originally posted by mora
[B Then there's the fact that you could melt more snow by simply pouring the beer on it.

A body warm piss melts the snow much better than beer that's below freezing point in temperature. Also when you drink a lot of beer at a fast pace it will go right through your system.

 [/B]

first the beer wouldn't be below freezing, it would be whatever temp his car was at inside before the avalanche hit.  the snow pack would insulate the car real well so it would stay warm for awhile.

second, the beer would have a higher alcohol content before you drank it.  so it would melt ice well even at a colder temp, and slightly lower the freezing point of the snow you've melted so it won't freeze back into a solid slab of ice as soon.

third, while drinking the beer first will give you a warmer liquid to pour on the snow.  where do you suppose that warmth comes from?
 it sucks the heat from your body to warm the beer/piss, plus the extra alcohol in your blood causes you to give off body heat faster, greatly increasing the odds that you will freeze your drunk-ass off on the long walk down the hill.

if it really happened, the only reason to drink the beer first is if he was a drunk anyway and was just looking for an excuse to drink the beer.