Author Topic: Man pee's his way from avalanche (Read 646 times)

wombatt · « **on:** January 28, 2005, 05:36:17 PM »

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu

WMLute · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2005, 06:22:22 PM »

I did that once.

Well...except for there was no avalanche.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2005, 06:40:20 PM »

This is why you should never leave home without beer.

Estes · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2005, 07:05:27 PM »

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It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt.

Jeez, no kiddin? Lucky thats all it did to him.

capt. apathy · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2005, 07:15:49 PM »

the sign of a serious drinker, it never even occurred to him to just use the beer directly to melt the snow.

Suave · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2005, 09:52:42 PM »

Another sign is having 60 bottles of beer in your automobile. LOL

OIO · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2005, 11:02:06 PM »

Quite smart imo.

However, it makes you wonder why he didnt use the car's cigarrete lighter.

The battery doesnt freeze, the engine does.

and them things are damn hotter than yer urine.

Hawklore · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2005, 11:18:34 PM »

Why not just pour the beer on it?

Oh right, he's russian.

Wolfala · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2005, 12:18:27 AM »

As a graduate of University of Illinois - all I can say is "atta boy!"

NUKE · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2005, 02:13:06 AM »

If anyone believes that story, they are beyond stupid.

NUKE · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2005, 02:19:47 AM »

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Originally posted by OIO
Quite smart imo.

However, it makes you wonder why he didnt use the car's cigarrete lighter.

The battery doesnt freeze, the engine does.

and them things are damn hotter than yer urine.

O my God.

loser · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2005, 08:45:33 AM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
If anyone believes that story, they are beyond stupid.

Yup, no person can drink 30 litres of beer buried in snow before,

1. Freezing to death

2. Suffocating

3. Hearing some Ashlee Simpson song on the radio and killing oneself.

Nuke is right...even at champion college aged drinking performance...you are looking at prolly 16 hours to drink that much beer.

Dont average it out..you cant drink at a constant rate after you are wasted. Plus factor in after litre 8 or so he got his donut caught in his zipper every time. That screaming takes time.

lada · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2005, 08:54:26 AM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
If anyone believes that story, they are beyond stupid.

SInce i didnt find it in Slovakian media, i think its troll.

Slovakian Tatry are quite popular destination.

Hawklore .... Can you tell me in whitch part of Russia is Slovak ? [ i think that proper spelling should be Slovakia ]

And we better do not mention, that these mountains are called Tatry and not Tatra... ohh well

FiLtH · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2005, 09:34:16 AM »

Dumb.

WhiteHawk · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2005, 11:39:11 AM »

I dont believe it.