Awake at 0200, don spiffy uniform, drink half a pot of coffee so I won't die driving to work. Arrive work at three. Get searched at front door, report to Control, get keys, cuffs, OC gas and radio.
0330, open kitchen, do startup paperwork, inventory and unlock all things locked. Check in/search kitchen workers as they report and begin preparation to feed 1400 breakfasts.
0400, Count.
0500, feed work crews, late morning kitchen workers, begin lunch preparation.
0600-0615, feed general population. About 1300 meals. Clean up.
0615-1000-Continue lunch prep. Prep 1400 chicken quarters, 450# of potatoes, 300# spinach, 2000 dinner rolls and 400#'s of salad.
1000-1015, Feed kitchen workers.
1100, Count again.
1015-1200, begin dinner prep. Pancakes! 100 flats of eggs, 100#s of flour to get started.
1130 Count clear, feed population.
1145 Lock down-- 30 hispanics (gangs) going at it in one of the mods. 6 badly injured. 23 go to the hole.
No movement allowed. Staff on "all call"--means no one leaves. So much for the shift ending at 11:30. ERT responds (doods in black with many guns) --facility lockdown. Continue to prep dinner.
1530, Dinner ready. Population being fed one floor at a time, but only after being strip searched. Normal serving time 30 minutes. Today it took four hours.
Home by 1930.
Somebody shoot me.