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C, you are born, you eat bacon and eggs everyday, develope heart disease, obesity, diabetis. Spend the last 30 years of your life in and out of the hospital, having things cut off and out of you. Sticking needles into yourself 3 times a day. Spend the last 5 years of your life bedbound paralized from a stroke untill you die from some weak microbe that isn't a threat to normal people.
But yeah bacon damn good. And I need to stop eating so much of it. Or I'm going to be in a nursing home when I'm 70.