Author Topic: last word (Read 120828 times)

AWMac · « **Reply #2925 on:** April 07, 2007, 05:36:12 PM »

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Originally posted by 68slayr
O my gawd...i'm roflmao!!!!!:rofl

ManyAnimalsWonder 4/7/07 5:04 PM
What Happened Brittny

brittneydoe 4/7/07 5:05 PM
I dont know. All of a sudden its eyeballs went flying across the garage

who is who?

Thats twisted...Word

Brittneydoe played wonderfully by Meatwad
ManyAnimalsWonder (MAW) played by Mac

Please don't foget to tip the waitresses...enjoy our Opossum Stew.

Mac

TOP of the Page again....

I R T3H WINNAR!!!!

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Xargos · « **Reply #2926 on:** April 07, 2007, 05:39:27 PM »

I love my scotch.

RTR · « **Reply #2927 on:** April 07, 2007, 06:47:59 PM »

brittneydoe            4/7/07 5:48 PM
It exploded *cries*

   gotgod101          4/7/07 5:58 PM
dont freak out. havent you ever heard of possums playing dead? They do it when they're afraid of a hawk eating them because hawks like their meat fresh. They do it whenever they feal threatened too. Thanks for checking though, its really nice your worried about a possum...most people wouldnt be!

   gotgod101          4/7/07 6:04 PM
ohhhh!...thats ok you tried! most people would just poke the thing with a stick but you tryed to help it! mabye you should research what ur supposeed to do in case it happens again, and post it so other people know. your one mistake could help other people not make the same, saving more than one possum!good job!

   FrizzyRat          4/7/07 7:41 PM
Listen, I am a professional possum wrangler and I know what I am talking about.

ManyAnimalsWonder had it right. All that was missing was the balloon over the head. If you don't put a Balloon over its head before applying the rectal air-pressure procedure you can damage its eyeballs. The Balloon equalizes the air pressure from front-to-back.If you don't have access to an emergency Balloon, a condom will work to..but don't use the lubricated variety, they tend to slip off and make the fur all sticky.

LOL!

Word.

RTR

JB88 · « **Reply #2928 on:** April 07, 2007, 06:53:43 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
We need Therapy LMAO

some people are beyond therapy mac.

68slayr · « **Reply #2929 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:00:53 PM »

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If you don't have access to an emergency Balloon, a condom will work to..but don't use the lubricated variety, they tend to slip off and make the fur all sticky.

Word

JB88 · « **Reply #2930 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:07:20 PM »

hows the avi to gif conversion coming along meatwad?

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2931 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:07:28 PM »

I tried to register as: bunnyhugsandkisses but they remembered my email addresses from when I was banned long ago.

Here's to them sending me a new password

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2932 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:14:58 PM »

Doh!

"Your account has been blocked from posting to this area. Please contact the moderator if you wish to be reinstated. "

I'm still eskimo and they had the perfect thread for me:

Polar bears

Posted By Date/Time
matt76 4/7/07 7:43 PM

So i got an email about polar bears being put on the endangered list , but they need more messages.

Here's the site:

http://action.defenders.org/site/PageServer?pagename=act_homepage

(there's alot of other stuff on there about animals)

I was going to answer:

I know a dude whose uncle was eaten by a Polar Bear, seriously. I’m like totally into animal rights, but do we really have to protect Polar Bears?

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2933 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:16:24 PM »

Does anyone have a bunch of free email accounts?

68slayr · « **Reply #2934 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:21:04 PM »

i have a junk Gmail account...just spend 5 or 10 mins setting one up..then go

AWMac · « **Reply #2935 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:29:04 PM »

LOLOLOLOL

Mac

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eskimo2 · « **Reply #2936 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:42:19 PM »

ROLFLMAO,

Read this thread and the site it points to:

"this disgusting website should be SHUT DOWN!!"

Posted By Date/Time
starshollydoc 3/28/07 4:15 PM
http://horsehater.blogspot.com/

^ Read all the things he wrote! It's disgusting. I'm speechless.

Bits from the website:

If You Are Reading This, You Had Better &ing Hate Horses!!!

Look, this is a website about horses and how much we hate them. They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like @. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!!

I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work, the way that Jewish people hate Hitler, the way black people hate white people. I REALLY HATE THEM!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

If you're reading this and you don't hate horses, you better get the & out of here! This website is not for you!!! Only retards and poor people love horses. SHUT UP!

I'm going to go break some horse's leg, then shoot it to put it out of its - and my - misery!!!

*************************

Killer Bees: Not Altogether Bad

You know, humans aren't the only ones in the world who &ing hate horses. Check this out:

"Mack Rasor, a retired Phoenix police officer and Wickenburg resident, was involved last month in a killer bee attack that left one horse dead in the area of Grand and 163rd avenues." -- The Wickenburg Sun

See that? Killer bees hate horses as much as we do, which is why they killed the stupid horse! For this reason, I have decided that killer bees have been given a bad name. Sure, they might take a humor life or two, but as far as I'm concerned, they can kill humans as long as they take out a stupid horse once in awhile.

And bees aren't the only animals who share our blind hatred of these stupid, smelly horses. Check out this story about a horse being mauled by a shark! That's right, the stupid horse was walking around in the water, putting it's stupid horse nose where it didn't belong, when it got &ing BIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA! That story made we want to squeeze my nipples while thinking about beating a horse. I would love to interview the shark:

Dog Food Dale: So, shark. Why did you bite that horse?
Shark: Because horses are ****ing stupid and smelly and annoying. Duh.
Dog Food Dale: Indeed they are, shark. Indeed they are.

I love the animal kingdom! (except horses)

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2937 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:48:58 PM »

Oh man, horse hater has me in tears:

Not only is he the star of MTV's "The Real World", but Landon Lueck is also a first-class horse hater!!! Landon's horse-hating antics are setting a vital example for the younger generation of future horse haters, and for that, we heartily salute him. While other kids his age are out partying and not horse-hating, Landon is beating the **** out of horses, which is ****ing AWESOME!!!

This gives me an idea! If MTV weren't a bunch of stupid horse-loving avacados, they would make a new reality show called, "Let's Kill Horses!" about a group of awesome dudes like Landon who roam the country looking for horses to sincerely **** up. How sweet would THAT be!?!?!

My only criticism of Landon is this - next time, try dousing the animal in gasoline and setting that ****er on fire! Nothing pisses off the pigs more than the succulent smell of the burning-alive flesh of their beloved equestrian "partners".

Landon, way to go! You are our official Horse Hater of the Week!

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2938 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:53:13 PM »

Typically PETARD responces:

miss hawthorne 3/31/07 10:19 PM
I am guessing deep down the person who made this page had a bad experience with a horse as a child(he was riding a pony and fell off) and now he has a mental issue with all horses. . some people just can't take the pressure.

hippie_freak 3/31/07 10:50 PM
Wow thats some ****ing horrible **** **** that guy

No cruelty 3/31/07 10:56 PM
Horses are BEAUTIFUL animals

it made me kinda sad :"(

Paul Burnham 3/31/07 11:39 PM
akward silence...*tear*

freezerburnpunk 4/1/07 12:06 AM
what a ****ing ass! i hope he dies by a horse. having a horse trample him to death, kick him in the head, or soffocate him it its ****.

Luna95 4/1/07 12:33 AM
wow, this guy is thinking horses are dumb because they're not human, thats stupid, he's mad because horses get shoes nailed to their feet, obvioulsy he knows that a horse needs shoes so a rock doesn't get embedded in its foot. this guy is retarded and probably needs to be shot or something, or at least taught a lesson, people like this make me hate the human race

eskimo2 · « **Reply #2939 on:** April 07, 2007, 07:56:48 PM »

Oh man, this is the best site ever:
http://horsehater.blogspot.com/

It's Been A Long Time, But I Still ****ing HATE Horses!
And ponies.
And unicorns.
And donkeys.
And mules.
And stallions.
And tulips (except on chicks).
And broncos.
And colts.
And football, I ****ing hate that too.
And nags.
And stallions.
And mares.
And mustangs (both the horse and the car).
And zebras.

**** all of you.