How about this paradox
You bury a dead cow in the yard. The following spring you plant vegetables over its grave. The vegetables flourish because the decomposed cow fertilizes them.
Therefore, since the veggies take in nutriens from the cow, you are essentially eating meat.
Veggie lovers are against meat, yet you eat plants with meat juices flowing inside them from the decomposed cow. Which means, you are eating meat.
*waiting for heads to explode from conflicting thoughts*
