Author Topic: Why Europeans are all so messed up (Read 1260 times)

cpxxx · « **Reply #30 on:** January 31, 2005, 01:35:55 PM »

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Originally posted by scout
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For cpxxx, you forgot McCloud (Dennis Weaver) how can you forget McCloud the horseback inner city cop ? [/B]

Dammit or should I say 'Gosh durn it ' I forgot McCloud and The Virginian, Bonanza, Gunsmoke, Casey Jones, The Time Tunnel, Land of the Giants, Police Story and a whole passle of others.!!!

Edit and Spencer's pilots, The Whirlybirds, Skippy, no wait that was Australian.

Habu · « **Reply #31 on:** February 01, 2005, 02:38:39 PM »

Whirlybirds?

LOL I remember that one. Didn't every episode involve them having to dangle on a rope from the helicopter to rescue some idiot who got stuck in mud or on a ledge?

Habu · « **Reply #32 on:** March 02, 2005, 08:49:10 AM »

If a guy is in the kitchen of a house and is an American, what would you be if you are in the bathroom?

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Americon · « **Reply #33 on:** March 02, 2005, 09:28:13 AM »

Zulu/Americon gone!

Habu · « **Reply #34 on:** March 02, 2005, 09:50:18 AM »

Say it as:

You're a pee'n

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 02, 2005, 02:01:07 PM »

It actually has to do with genetics.

You see, after WW2, the only europeans left alive were the pansies (the ones who didn't go to the war). So all the pansies bred pansie children. Hence why the Europeans are afraid to go to war now.

It's sort of like Squirrels. You have the squirrels that know how to avoid cars. And you have the squirrels that aren't smart enough to avoid the cars (not saying europeans aren't smart). Everyonce in a while one of the stupider squirrels will get a girl just by dumb luck.

Then comes along a bunch of hunters who take out the squirrels who avoid cars. The girl squirrels only have the the ones who will run in front of cars to breed with.

(Yet again, not saying that Europeans are stupid).

-tronski- · « **Reply #36 on:** March 02, 2005, 02:28:59 PM »

I love it when a plan comes together

Tronsky

Skydancer · « **Reply #37 on:** March 02, 2005, 05:34:45 PM »

What was the plan?

Anyhow don't lump us all in together Brits Aren't exactly totaly European. Some people think so but we might argue.

Krusher · « **Reply #38 on:** March 02, 2005, 06:04:52 PM »

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Originally posted by takeda
Hey, I watched A-Team... It tought me than Vietnam vets couldn't hit the side of a barn with chromed rifles and american cars flip 30 feet into the sky on the slightest contact. . Was lots of fun.

heheheh 50million bullets and nobody ever got hit !

Pei · « **Reply #39 on:** March 02, 2005, 06:55:09 PM »

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Originally posted by lasersailor184
It actually has to do with genetics.

You see, after WW2, the only europeans left alive were the pansies (the ones who didn't go to the war). So all the pansies bred pansie children. Hence why the Europeans are afraid to go to war now.

So the only Americans left after WWII were the fat, arrogant and ignorant ones and so the only Yanks left today are fat, arrogant and ignorant?

Elfie · « **Reply #40 on:** March 02, 2005, 08:00:56 PM »

Link is broken now

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 02, 2005, 09:30:10 PM »

No no. All of our soldiers (AKA the generation) didn't die.