Author Topic: Chimp attacks delusional man throwing birthday party for it (Read 1388 times)

Lazerus · « **Reply #30 on:** March 06, 2005, 08:20:45 AM »

They will eventually evolve into a semi-intelligent sub-species that we can use as butlers, gardeners, pool cleaners. Heck, they could even mow the lawn.

Golly-geened evolution is so slow!:mad:

Sox62 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 06, 2005, 09:57:57 AM »

It's amazing people treat wild animals like domesticated dogs and cats.

They probably would take their kids to the Wolverine/Hyena/Timber Wolf petting zoo.

culero · « **Reply #32 on:** March 06, 2005, 10:15:33 AM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
All these primates should be hunted to extinction. They serve no real purpose in nature except as a germ-factory for deceases that will eventually jump species and infect us humans. Having genetically-not-so-distant relatives running around in the jungle is not a good thing.

Damn, same thing I was thinking.

culero (its wrong, but WTF)

culero · « **Reply #33 on:** March 06, 2005, 10:16:13 AM »

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Originally posted by Lazerus
They will eventually evolve into a semi-intelligent sub-species that we can use as butlers, gardeners, pool cleaners. Heck, they could even mow the lawn.

Golly-geened evolution is so slow!:mad:

Idi Amin is My Yardman

culero

storch · « **Reply #34 on:** March 06, 2005, 10:21:53 AM »

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Originally posted by Urchin
I was wondering about that... I'm just curious how the hell that works. I can see biting off his nose... noses are kinda small and something with a big mouth like a Monkey could prolly just chomp that sucker right off.

But how'd they get his FOOT off? Just pull on it really hard... or did they have REALLY big mouths?

And his balls? That is just going over the top. They yank his pants off and then go for the beanbag? What kind of ANIMALS are they? lol.

animals routinely attack genitalia, in fact I'm gonna pounce frau storch right now.

Leslie · « **Reply #35 on:** March 06, 2005, 10:49:01 AM »

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Originally posted by GScholz
All these primates should be hunted to extinction. They serve no real purpose in nature except as a germ-factory for deceases that will eventually jump species and infect us humans. Having genetically-not-so-distant relatives running around in the jungle is not a good thing.

We all know that GS, so what's yer point? Are you looking for a good zoo to go live in?

Les

Pongo · « **Reply #36 on:** March 06, 2005, 01:31:10 PM »

Notice that the title of this thread is nothing to do with what happend.

brendo · « **Reply #37 on:** March 06, 2005, 04:53:53 PM »

I repeat..........

THE MONKEY TORE HIS BALLS OFF!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111

TEH MUNK33Y STOL3D MY BALLZ@@@!!!1!

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The monkey tore off his BALLS.

Im sorry, Im having diffulty comprehending this horror!

medicboy · « **Reply #38 on:** March 07, 2005, 07:02:48 PM »

Guy got what he deserved....

Pongo · « **Reply #39 on:** March 07, 2005, 10:01:05 PM »

Ya those guys that have pet monkeys and keep them for several decades then try to give them birthday cakes deserve to be dismembered.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 07, 2005, 10:19:05 PM »

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Originally posted by myelo
A lot of wild animals can kill you.

Chimps are one of the few that will torture you first.

Hmmmm, kinda shows just how closely related they are to us doesnt it?

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #41 on:** March 08, 2005, 12:10:23 AM »

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Originally posted by Lazerus
They will eventually evolve into a semi-intelligent sub-species that we can use as butlers, gardeners, pool cleaners. Heck, they could even mow the lawn.

Golly-geened evolution is so slow!:mad:

Don't be

be

That's how it will start...

FiLtH · « **Reply #42 on:** March 08, 2005, 08:30:58 AM »

Its a sad soup...crazy folk, caging animals, and gun control.

Airhead · « **Reply #43 on:** March 08, 2005, 09:57:22 AM »

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Originally posted by Lazerus
They will eventually evolve into a semi-intelligent sub-species that we can use as butlers, gardeners, pool cleaners. Heck, they could even mow the lawn.

Then what'll we do with all the Mexicans???

Bodhi · « **Reply #44 on:** March 08, 2005, 10:14:53 AM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Then what'll we do with all the Mexicans???

INcredible