Try This

[EN4CER]

TRY THIS---GOOD LUCK

- Enter MEXICO illegally.  Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing.  You would not understand, pal."

- Keep your American identity strong.  Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

- Demand a local Mexican driver license.  This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.  Drive around with no liability insura nce......and ignore local traffic laws.

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck!  You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.  Because it will never happen.  It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world... except right here in the United States... Land of the naive!

Wish I could take credit for these words of wisdom but it comes from a little snippet that CAVY forwarded to me.

[Jackal1]

So did someone of Mexican heritage do the back seat shuffle with your prom date or what?

[RTStuka]

Not too worry were arming our citizens here in Arizona and turning them lose on the border, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAWWW W go get em paw.

[Sandman]

Hehe... I'm guessing that illegal Mexican immigrants in New York are beginning to be a problem.

[Regular]

You first CAVY.

Maybe when it is my turn I can bring back one of those hot looking girl's from a Mexican soap opera.

[EN4CER]

Originally posted by Regular
You first CAVY.

Once again the broken records sounds "Not me." But I'll pass the word on to him. He hasn't been around lately cause he's hooked on the online Poker games. By the way I am seriously considering attending the convention this year. I'm hoping to drag him along also. He only wants to go if convention is in Vegas - gamblin addict that he is.

[Airhead]

Heya EN4RCR (and no, he's not CAVY)

Acrtually the Mexican Americans in my area do their best to assimilate- my next door neighbor immigrated here from Mexico and he's taking English lessons at night at the local JC because he realizes he'll need to speak our language to achieve any degree of economic success.

LOL not to shoot holes in your theory, but the English night classes at the JC fill up quicker, and are harder to get into, than any other classes...because most immigrants, Mexican or otherwise, understand the importance of learning our language.

What with all the dope growers, alchoholics and tweakers running around my community (mostly all white BTW) I prefer my Mexican neighbors. They work hard and don't scream and yell all night like the tweakers who live across the street do.

[CavemanJ]

Originally posted by Airhead
Heya EN4RCR (and no, he's not CAVY)

Acrtually the Mexican Americans in my area do their best to assimilate- my next door neighbor immigrated here from Mexico and he's taking English lessons at night at the local JC because he realizes he'll need to speak our language to achieve any degree of economic success.

LOL not to shoot holes in your theory, but the English night classes at the JC fill up quicker, and are harder to get into, than any other classes...because most immigrants, Mexican or otherwise, understand the importance of learning our language.

What with all the dope growers, alchoholics and tweakers running around my community (mostly all white BTW) I prefer my Mexican neighbors. They work hard and don't scream and yell all night like the tweakers who live across the street do.

Most of the ones around where I live don't give a hoot about learning English, and the original post pretty much sums up the attitudes of 80% of the ones I've had to deal with.

[indy007]

Originally posted by EN4CER
TRY THIS---GOOD LUCK

- Enter MEXICO illegally.  Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
 

I saw a reporter on TV recently who did just that. Hopped on his innertube and paddled his way to Mexico. Walked around, talked to some about-to-be-illegals, hopped on the tube again and paddled his way back to the US.

[Maverick]

There has been an unfortunate trend in the last few years regarding illegals.

For a long time the vast majority were interested in finding a better life for themselves. Quite a few just wanted to work and send $ home to mama and the kids. They may ahve had an idea of bringing the whole family later but they just wanted beans on the table to start. They worked hard and stayed in a lw profile.

Lately the the trend has been those that don't want to work as they have been made aware of the free ride available in the states. The state hit worst is California. Big surprise. There are a lot of thieves and druggies coming in this wave. The cost to the states is prohibitive and is draining a massive amount of funds from citizens projects to cover the education and medical costs.

As to what En4cer said. It is a very different world for a non citizen in Mexico. Doing the same thing there that illegals are doing here won't go at all. They are very draconian about it. A mexicn jail isn't a nice place at all.

[Airhead]

I read about Latin gangs, and a story always surfaces where a Mexican murders someone, but the vast overwhelming majority of Mexican immigrants are law abiding peoples who wish to assimilate into America, just like every immigrant population before them.

Seriously, if I were to choose who should be deported I'd pick the crowd of dirtbags (all white) who take up 99% of our police resourses to monitor and let the Mexicans stay.

At least the Mexicans all work.

[lazs2]

I like the good mexicans but detest the bad ones.   I like the good white neighbors too but I really detest the bad ones.

It's a tossup as to who is gonna cause me the most trouble on any given day when it comes to the bad ones and color.

lazs

[bunch]

kill whitey