Have only known one Roxanne......butt ugly, thought she was God's gift to men, LONG nose with huge nostrils, and my wife (at that time) insisted I accept her as a "friend".
WRONG.
Nothing more than a two-faced, home wreckin witch.  She told my wife she wanted to "do me", then actually tried.  Didn't work, I kicked her to the curb....hope she enjoyed that 250 mile drive back home.
Hadn't thought of her in about 9 years.....thanks for reminding me, Estes.  
 
 Just kidding, Estes.  But she WAS a dog with a capital D.  She and her husband had married, divorced, remarried, redivorced, remarried, etc....about 5 times that I knew of.  Definitely a tougher man than me.......I shudder to think of having to crawl in bed with that even once, much less on a nightly basis.  
