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rod367th · « **on:** March 15, 2005, 04:44:30 PM »

How Can you tell God is not a woman?

rod367th · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2005, 04:48:19 PM »

Because $#@%^ would taste like chocolate..............

john9001 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2005, 05:15:20 PM »

men and women are only needed to reproduce, god does not need to reproduce , so god is not a man or woman.

XNachoX · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2005, 05:50:47 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
men and women are only needed to reproduce, god does not need to reproduce , so god is not a man or woman.

What a freakin' killjoy you are...I bet you're a very boring individual.

I thought it was funny

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2005, 05:55:23 PM »

Engineers were discussing what kind of engineer God was.

They were leaning to God being a structural or mechanical engineer, the musclular / skeletal system being what it is. Then the looked at the nervous system and brain and leaned toward God as an electrical, computer or IT engineer.

Finally they decided that God was a civil engineer. No one else would put a waste disposal facility in the middle of a recreational area.

john9001 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:24:17 PM »

i don't know if it's funny or not , cause i don't know what '$#@%^" is , kinda kills the punch line.

now mcgroins joke is funny.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #6 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:48:26 PM »

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Originally posted by rod367th
Because $#@%^ would taste like chocolate..............

Just out of curiosity.

Just how do you know it doesnt?

Sandman · « **Reply #7 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:03:05 PM »

Caption: Yes, God is a man.

bunch · « **Reply #8 on:** March 16, 2005, 03:48:04 AM »

i love poontang

storch · « **Reply #9 on:** March 16, 2005, 11:15:54 AM »

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Originally posted by bunch
i love poontang

we have it on good authority that poontang doesn't reciprocate your feelings.

Hawklore · « **Reply #10 on:** March 16, 2005, 11:40:39 AM »

Dogma....

Skydancer · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2005, 12:46:08 PM »

"we have it on good authority that poontang doesn't reciprocate your feelings."

Am I the only one who's found the one that does then!;)

Jackal1 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2005, 01:18:20 PM »

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Originally posted by Skydancer

Am I the only one who's found the one that does then!;)

No Zulu, you are just one of the very few that last month couldn`t spell it , but now you R one.

storch · « **Reply #13 on:** March 16, 2005, 03:00:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Skydancer
"we have it on good authority that poontang doesn't reciprocate your feelings."

Am I the only one who's found the one that does then!;)

bah you are being lied to. want to buy a bridge? prime location I'll give you a good deal on it.

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