Couldn't help but think of the roving gangs of Grannies menacing fit young punks skit from Monty Python. Obviously the teachers need to unite in a similar fashion.
Ah well, the price of living in our modern society is to be willing to sacrifice one's tool shed for the sake of the greater good. We must be willing to go that extra mile, to have the bars put on our windows, and to be willing to cooperate with criminals and give them what they want, with the firm conviction that after we have been raped, burgled, or assaulted, there is a slight possibility the perp might eventually be found, convicted, and sentenced to up to several months in an overcrowded detention center and that they will be taught a lesson other than those involving honing their criminal skills.
Additionally we can avail ourselves of the countless "Teachers who have lost Toolsheds" therapy groups and feel better about the situation by meeting with other victims to drink bad coffee and complain about the need for more legislation that will somehow get the police to lock up the young punks
before they vandalize our toolsheds or maybe we can get them to ban rocks, spraypaint, and testosterone?
Well in any event, all of this is a small price to pay in order to be able to continue to feel superior and protect our children from harmful exposure to to religion, values, discipline, and outmoded concepts like right and wrong, good and evil and so on. They'll be far happier living wild as nature intended them to, roaming free, hunting in packs, breeding whenever they are in heat and killing off the weak and elderly... or is that wolves? I've forgotten.
Well luv, I hope you've learned your lesson. They'd never have trashed your shed if you'd been a member of "Hells Grannies".
