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Offline TheDudeDVant

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« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2005, 11:09:55 AM »
I dont believe in an afterlife of fire and brim stone called hell...

So, no one.. 8)

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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2005, 11:16:27 AM »
Jeffery Dalhmer?

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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2005, 11:21:14 AM »
Pol Pot?
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2005, 11:47:38 AM »
Hell's a state of mind.  I truly believe that.  It's totally attainable here on earth, as heaven is.

or maybe a better way is to say the state of happiness or torment that your soul is in while on earth.

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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2005, 11:49:34 AM »
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Hell's a state of mind.  I truly believe that.  It's totally attainable here on earth, as heaven is.

A state of mind.


And in my mind Hampton Roads Virginia is Hell...Most sailors are condemned to a life spent here (well at least one tour anyway)
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« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2005, 11:52:22 AM »
i always think of that jack nicholsen movie
"the last detail" when i think of sailor hell.
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2005, 01:06:46 PM »
A student paper discussing hell's properties:

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"First, We postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:

1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
 
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true...Thus, hell is exothermic."  
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« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2005, 01:24:11 PM »
Very funny, Holden.    A pic of Miss Manyan is completely out of the question, I suppose?

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« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2005, 01:33:32 PM »
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If you think living in hell is :
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*getting killed/rebirth several time per day


Ummm, like, the MA?   :rolleyes:

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« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2005, 01:47:46 PM »
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Hitler and Stalin are probably equal candidates. They both were evil and ruthless murderers.

But who else in history would you regard as deserving of eternal damnation?


Next were Churchill, Roosevelt and Truman, of course.

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« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2005, 02:00:49 PM »
as long as they repented before they died, they are safe.

Heck Stalin and Hitler prolly play golf with St. Peter.
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« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2005, 02:07:19 PM »
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Ummm, like, the MA?   :rolleyes:


Could be :D
(minus being a porc etc )

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« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2005, 02:07:55 PM »
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Next were Churchill, Roosevelt and Truman, of course.


After that you need to include your sense of humour.
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« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2005, 02:14:16 PM »
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Very funny, Holden.    A pic of Miss Manyan is completely out of the question, I suppose?


I just knew of the discussion, I did not actually write the paper.  However, I would like to think Miss Manyan looked something like this:
 
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« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2005, 02:16:23 PM »
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I just knew of the discussion, I did not actually write the paper.  However, I would like to think Miss Manyan looked something like this:
 


I was thinking more like Blond, with big breast...  in a sweater!  yaya yaya