Originally posted by BlueJ1 
Can easily clear a room after too. 
 
Forgot about sardines. 
 Oh man! How could ya possibly forget about  heaven in a can. 
Grab some "dines" and a big ole hunk of rat cheese and ya all set for some serious dining. Use a superb belly washer such as 
a high quality wine like Boone`s Farm and your in high cotton. 

Ooooops..forgot to mention ya also have to have a hand full of saltines to compliment the taste.