Author Topic: 88's advice column (Read 1378 times)

JB88 · « **on:** March 31, 2005, 02:51:43 PM »

something not working, making you crazy? need an outside opinion?

ask 88!

now accepting submissions.

ASTAC · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2005, 03:01:11 PM »

Never play leap-frog with a Unicorn

Furball · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2005, 03:17:10 PM »

should i play it cool, or let a girl know that i like her?

oh wait, you dont have much experience with women?

Sandman · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2005, 03:18:59 PM »

It hurts when I pee. Should I call a doctor?

Skuzzy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2005, 03:21:37 PM »

Stop peeing. Save the money you would pay the doctor to have some fun.

TheDudeDVant · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2005, 03:25:43 PM »

JB88 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:07:38 PM »

furball asks...

should i play it cool, or let a girl know that i like her?

furball,

it really depends on the age of consent in your country. you might check your local law books or ask your neighborhood watch officer.

cool is always the best way to go.

but how do you do that you ask?

lots and lots of hair gel formed into a swank ducktail style...old spice applied liberally with a saturated washcloth for ambience...bow tie and suspenders are a must. brown shoes, black belt.

opening line you ask?

"hey baby...nice six."

but what about dinner?

man, there is nothing that a modern woman likes more than to take you out to an expensive restaurant...order the surf and turf and make sure you grow a healthy bar tab...your gonna wanna be drunk for the next episode.

best of luck.
88

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:15:55 PM »

HERR JB88, WARUM SIE SIND HOMOSEXUELL ?

kevykev56 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:16:23 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Skuzzy
Stop peeing. Save the money you would pay the doctor to have some fun.

Trust me when I say, " that only works for a short ammount of time".

JB88 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:21:49 PM »

who bluej?

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:40:15 PM »

Herr JB88, WARUM SIND SIE SO HOMOSEXUELL ?

LePaul · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:40:39 PM »

Heck I thought this was the JB's BBS. Seems they are on a course to outpost Drippy!

JB88 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:50:09 PM »

why are they so gey who bluej?

your boyfriends?

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2005, 04:51:35 PM »

Vergessen Sie es.

JB88 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2005, 05:00:28 PM »

nein. dieses bemüht Sie offensichtlich.