That list is funny as heck. My ex sent it to me cause I had said most of those things to her at least once during our 12 year marriage and she thought it was hilarious.
Funny thing about the toilet seat is, I almost got written up at work a few years back over not putting the seat back down after I finished.
It was at a hospital, and all they have are the seats, up or down, no lids.
One of the nurses I worked with apparently fell into the water several times, and didn't like my reply of "look before you sit, or wake up before you get to work" and took it to my boss.
I laughed when I was told I was getting a written reprimand, til I saw they were serious.
I asked them just exactly how much more effort it required for a woman to reach over and lower the seat, as opposed to me lifting it and then lowering it when I was done. Also added that by their rules, they might wanna consider raising the seat as a courtesy gesture to me; anything less could be sexual discrimination in the work place.
They didn't like it, especially when I tore up the reprimand form and threw it in the trash, but I won that little skirmish.
The rest of the list is pretty accurate, most men I know will own up to dealing with most of the issues on there.
My second favorite is the speak what is on your mind, don't drop hints one.
I used to tell my ex "I can't look at your a** and read your mind, so just tell what you wanna say".
Any of you guys ever try using "their" tactics against 'em? If you haven't, it gets ugly, really, really fast.
HHHHhhhhhhmmmmm.......come to think of it, once I decided I was tired of two sets of rules (one for me and one for her) and told her we were gonna each play by the same set of rules, things really went downhill from there.
Before any of you chime in and comment about me being single cause of my attitude, know this: I look at my divorce as kinda like early parole from prison. I was miserable, now I have a blast living life. And I get to weed out the whiners really fast, cause I am up front about how I look at life.
Most of em, believe it or not, run like heck when they hear "Treat me like you want to be treated, cause that's exactly how I am. Treat me good, and you will be treated like a queen. Treat me like sh*t, and you'll get the same in return."
