Author Topic: AH Novel/Short Story.... (Read 1546 times)

Octavius · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2005, 12:54:01 PM »

only to find out it was Richard Simmons... disguised as SOB!

Skuzzy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2005, 01:14:54 PM »

Hold that thought,..it's actually SOB disguised as Richard Simmons! AND HE BROUGHT A BOOM BOX!

indy007 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2005, 01:26:43 PM »

and Baby Jesus started to cry.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2005, 01:29:24 PM »

Because a guy named after an insect broke the SOBs and the babies arm!

indy007 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2005, 02:11:49 PM »

and then a lawyer walked in..

JB73 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 19, 2005, 02:14:32 PM »

the lawyer was hired by the EU because they dont like seeing babies cry

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 19, 2005, 02:50:38 PM »

But was quickly seduced by a animated picture.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 19, 2005, 02:55:22 PM »

of Gsholz vs. a hentai tentacle monster

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 19, 2005, 02:57:33 PM »

The lawyer wakes up, in a mental ward, minus his eyes. He must have clawed them out after seeing such a horrible thing.

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #24 on:** April 19, 2005, 03:03:51 PM »

But the eyes, hanging on top of the drawer, are still staring at the lawyer who waves frantically shouting 'stop staring me .. stop staring at meeeee...!!'

RightF00T · « **Reply #25 on:** April 19, 2005, 03:57:31 PM »

Then ironically the eyes turn to the sigh of
a sheep being stalked by JOC.

AWMac · « **Reply #26 on:** April 19, 2005, 04:08:59 PM »

The stalked sheep had no chance when all of a sudden

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 19, 2005, 04:20:35 PM »

JB73 picked her up for his date!

indy007 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 19, 2005, 05:24:17 PM »

Dressed in his spiffy Tuxedo and bearing flowers, pearls, and smelling sweetly of Old Spice. It was sure to be a dazzling night on the town for Molly & her date.

Bodhi · « **Reply #29 on:** April 19, 2005, 05:30:05 PM »

The night on the town actually turns into a romp in the hay.