Author Topic: AH Novel/Short Story.... (Read 1545 times)

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #45 on:** April 19, 2005, 07:10:41 PM »

pretty soon the entire O'Club was milking SpitfireMkV, although it was obvious (in a spectacular way) that spit was a RAM!

ASTAC · « **Reply #46 on:** April 19, 2005, 07:17:56 PM »

At least in her own sexually confused mind she believed she was a RAM.

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #47 on:** April 19, 2005, 07:52:10 PM »

said ASTAC who is a known trannie lover

Bodhi · « **Reply #48 on:** April 19, 2005, 08:03:30 PM »

who admited that Spitiremkv was one of his favorite tranny pinups.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #49 on:** April 19, 2005, 08:16:08 PM »

Then the FDBs showed up, used good old spit up, then tossed him on the BBQ and grilled him up.

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #50 on:** April 19, 2005, 08:33:15 PM »

GTORa2 was there also, and he got the most delicious morsel, with filling too...

rpm · « **Reply #51 on:** April 19, 2005, 11:35:25 PM »

When suddenly PETA arrived!

Bodhi · « **Reply #52 on:** April 20, 2005, 12:18:17 AM »

and said back away from SpitfiremkV there is no meat there, he's all ours.

Pooh21 · « **Reply #53 on:** April 20, 2005, 03:59:27 PM »

at the mention of meat, MrBlack's wife comes barreling through the door, and knocks PETA over, breaking all their arms, before devouring SpitfiremkV

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #54 on:** April 20, 2005, 04:42:23 PM »

After eating the rancid flesh that was once called Spit, she doubles over in great pain, om the way to the hospital, she explodes showering Medicboy and his hot (imaginary) partner with half digested bits of goat, blood and human flesh!

indy007 · « **Reply #55 on:** April 20, 2005, 05:11:23 PM »

And then... the midget walked in.

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #56 on:** April 20, 2005, 05:30:14 PM »

only the Midget was actually a hobbit.

SunTracker · « **Reply #57 on:** April 20, 2005, 06:01:04 PM »

Suddenly the hobbit jumped on a trampoline, catapulting himself through the air majestically, soaring like the bird he always wished he was, and he landed right in a running wood-chipper, showering the work crew with blood.

RightF00T · « **Reply #58 on:** April 20, 2005, 06:06:24 PM »

They all stood there for a moment, then cheered and celebrated National Hob(in)bits Day.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #59 on:** April 20, 2005, 06:16:47 PM »

While celebrating they cracked open the cooler of fresh cold...