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Offline SunTracker

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« Reply #60 on: April 20, 2005, 06:34:38 PM »
Salmon, and drank the pure, refreshing, omega 3 fatty acids straight from the salmons blood veins.
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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #61 on: April 20, 2005, 06:54:07 PM »
Suntracker woke up from another acid trip with a salmon sticking out of his rear...
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Offline ASTAC

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« Reply #62 on: April 20, 2005, 06:55:41 PM »
and said "There's something fishy about all this."
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« Reply #63 on: April 20, 2005, 07:04:35 PM »
the fish retorted: Your colon is the adobe of my spawn. Fear me, for the salmon's time has come
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« Reply #64 on: April 20, 2005, 07:09:11 PM »
Just then suntracker ripped a huge fart, sending the salmon flying across the room.
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« Reply #65 on: April 20, 2005, 07:35:04 PM »
at which point SpitfiremkV picked it up, licked it clean and placed it back in the water.
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« Reply #66 on: April 20, 2005, 08:00:04 PM »
we're slipping into the realm of metaphysicis, children, because it has been established a while a go that SpitfirekV has been blown to bits-oh, ye cruel fate for such a gentle, noble soul...
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« Reply #67 on: April 20, 2005, 08:30:47 PM »
Just then the new Pope, Benidict the 16th bursts in the room to exorcise the demon/ghost of spitfiremkv.
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« Reply #68 on: April 20, 2005, 08:35:19 PM »
But unfortunately, a group of gun wielding Republicans had just finished watching an unedited version of Saving Private Ryan, and subsequently shot the new Pope to death (him being a former Nazi and all).
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« Reply #69 on: April 20, 2005, 08:36:21 PM »
Thus marking the end of the shortest popedom ever.
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« Reply #70 on: April 20, 2005, 08:38:42 PM »
Suddenly, George W Bush came parachuting down in the middle of Paris France, when...
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« Reply #71 on: April 20, 2005, 08:41:29 PM »
Suddenly, Franklin Delano Roosevelt rolled up in a cloud of dust, came to a screeching halt and said...
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« Reply #72 on: April 20, 2005, 08:53:49 PM »
"Feed this machine gun for me Georgey Boy, wees about to retake Paris!"
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« Reply #73 on: April 20, 2005, 09:36:05 PM »
His next statement was that it wouldn't take long, being France was going to be conquered........again.
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« Reply #74 on: April 20, 2005, 09:39:20 PM »
When the sound of the machine gun chambering a round was made...President Chirac showed up waving a white flag.
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