Author Topic: AH Novel/Short Story.... (Read 1443 times)

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #75 on:** April 20, 2005, 09:41:54 PM »

but, like in a Harry Turtledove novel, the aliens invaded!

Maverick · « **Reply #76 on:** April 20, 2005, 09:45:15 PM »

Once the aliens found they would have to take the French with thier country they left in a big hurry

RightF00T · « **Reply #77 on:** April 20, 2005, 11:41:53 PM »

Meanwhile, over in Alabama, Mr. T wondered out loud, "This is so abso-ludicrous that even I'm embarassed. Because I'm famous and thats what matters! Stay in milk and drink school kids!"

Roscoroo · « **Reply #78 on:** April 21, 2005, 12:13:14 AM »

Back in France .... Hanging out at the Moulon Rouge and drinking Absenthe .....

JB73 · « **Reply #79 on:** April 21, 2005, 12:25:34 AM »

mr T said "all this use of the word 'suddenly' makes me thing of those dumb childrens books where you choose the line of the story"

suddenly

ASTAC · « **Reply #80 on:** April 21, 2005, 06:03:58 AM »

Turning to page 87, Mr. T saw it was blank because we haven't written that far yet.

thrila · « **Reply #81 on:** April 21, 2005, 06:22:15 AM »

"I pity the foo'!" Mr T yelled, "Lets modify the van" pulling out his tools.

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #82 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:15:43 AM »

he found that the van was rocking, and finally realized what the 'A' in A Team stands for

P0G0 · « **Reply #83 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:28:12 AM »

No sooner than the word tool left MrT's lips, ,the biggest tool of all, Bob Villa, arrived in a stealth urban assault vehicle Pulling out his 16 in 1 craftsman faux ubertool he proceeded to....

Maverick · « **Reply #84 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:33:02 AM »

Build a fancy redwood deck around the rocking van.

JB73 · « **Reply #85 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:37:41 AM »

norm showed up to make a traditional new england table / desk of some sort in 1 30 minute show that normal men take 3 years to build

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #86 on:** April 21, 2005, 10:54:05 AM »

then, one of JB73s girlfriends showed up and sat on it, breaking it into splinters and causing a major earthquake

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #87 on:** April 21, 2005, 01:50:03 PM »

And spitfiremkv's ghost went over to the large female and asked is he could his her bum and make it better?

spitfiremkv · « **Reply #88 on:** April 21, 2005, 02:29:35 PM »

the woman didn't answer, puzzled of the meaning of the word 'his' as a verb

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #89 on:** April 21, 2005, 03:20:52 PM »

Then she realizes she dosnt know what a verb is, and ponders if she can earn food by pointing out mistakes of others ?