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Offline Krusher

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« on: May 20, 2005, 08:13:29 AM »
To keep our southern border open.


Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2005, 08:50:39 AM »
yah.. but here's her Mom..



...an we all know from watching latino comedians on comedy centrral that mexican ladies all grow up to look just like their mom's.
The price of Freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle, anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness...

...at home, or abroad.

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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2005, 08:53:25 AM »
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OH MY GOD IT WASNT A NIGHTMARE!!!

I gotta stop drink'n Takillya
Death is no easy answer
For those who wish to know
Ask those who have been before you
What fate the future holds
It ain't pretty

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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2005, 08:57:49 AM »
Damn Hang... we've GOT to find you another source for Pr0n...
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2005, 09:00:13 AM »
I like having a girlfriend of mexican decent.   She is legal tho.. born here.   It is possible to get a good American girlfriend who is of euro stock but.... improbable.  

lazs

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2005, 09:13:23 AM »
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I like having a girlfriend of mexican decent.   She is legal tho.. born here.   It is possible to get a good American girlfriend who is of euro stock but.... improbable.  

lazs


One advantage Mexican girls have over European girls is they're more durable and less likely to break an arm in a tussle. However, they're expert knife fighters and it's only a matter of time before you end up with her initials carved in your chest.

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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2005, 09:17:27 AM »
they are also the most jealous humans on the planet.

On the plus side tho they have little hands.

A little carving on my body would hardly be noticed.

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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2005, 10:14:54 AM »
Talked to a guy who lived in texas. Said he has a buddy there and some mexicans stole his central air unit from his house.  Also said down there mexicans are bad theives, as soon as they touch something they think its automatically theirs, no matter who owns it.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2005, 10:48:29 AM »
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One advantage Mexican girls have over European girls is they're more durable and less likely to break an arm in a tussle.  
Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.

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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2005, 11:09:05 AM »
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Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.

a mexican girl ?

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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2005, 11:50:35 AM »
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Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


an Arm?

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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2005, 11:51:48 AM »
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Touché! Two things: 1)Tomato is not European. 2) Guess who I'm having dinner with tonight.


you're a fool then.

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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2005, 12:15:32 PM »
IN :(

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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2005, 01:40:38 PM »
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yah.. but here's her Mom..



...an we all know from watching latino comedians on comedy centrral that mexican ladies all grow up to look just like their mom's.


I bet she's very nice!
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2005, 02:00:54 PM »
Yup. she'd be what yah call 'motivated'.
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...at home, or abroad.