Oh man u get me banned
Brown bread = Dead...... cockney rhyming slang
Jack Jones = on your own ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^. You'll here this when somone get's himself in the cart (cart= nice way to say crap)
Hank Marvin = starving..need to eat .
Apple and paers = stairs
Bollocks = your errs SACKS but ment as a term of negativity i.e "oh bollocks!" .."your talking bollocks".."it's all bollocks" .."playing with his bollocks" or just plain and simple "BOLLOCKS"
"F" "B" & "C" we ashemedly have passed on.
Now the big secret.......................
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TOSS/ER.. "you Tosser" "oh toss" "load of toss" "toss off"
WANK/ER "you W" "oh W" "load of W" "W off"
TWAT.."you T" "what a T" "that's T-ish" "T-ed"<--to hit
To actually know when, where, and how to say these insults is a full on Brit thing. It can make laughter or it can make black eyes.
It is all very vulgar and your "mum" would be ashamed.
To give it all away wouldn't be British of me.
