Another Pit Bull attack - Another Moron Owner

[Leslie]

You beat 'em with your mind.  If you can't talk your way out of trouble, then you're in trouble.  On the other hand, in here it's more like West World for you Nash.




Les

[Nash]

hehe.

[Leslie]

Heyyy, Westworld was a serious business place.  I loved the part where Yul Brenner let the lawyers have it.  That is one of the best westerns ever made.  Woo hoo, could you imagine running into something like that?  You'd like it I'm sure.



Les

[Nash]

Western featuring Yul Brenner as a robotic cowboy? What's not to like?

[Drunky]

Freak all of that.

Go for the neck.  If it jumps at you swat it with your hands or kick it aside.  Be quick.  When it's down jump on it and subdue it with your body weight but be sure to grasp your hands around its neck.  Just under it's chin.  I can't bit you then and you can do what you want with it.

Lift it up and slowly suffocated it.  Slam it against a wall.  Throw it at your neighbor who steals your newspaper.  Find that old girlfriend that dumped you and make her take you back.  The possibliblites are endless.  It's all up to you.

You could keep it in your pocket for any troubling times that might come up in the future.  Just imagine when someone takes advantage of you and you say, "Oh yeah?  I've got a pitbull in my pocket!".  Of course they will laugh at you at first, but when you pull it out of your pocket....boy, oh, boy will they change their minds.

Yeah, that's what I would do if a pitt butt attacked me.

But then again, I'm only scared of running out of alcohol.

[dirtbag]

How do you beat these things?

As they come at you feed them an arm, body slam and fall on top of them on the follow through.

[Nash]

lol, good stuff drunky!

But is that really true, Dirtbag?

Extend my arm, let the dog take it, and body slam it?

I sincerely really am looking for a good method here. I'm gonna have to use it, there is no doubt.

[Drunky]

No tis not.  He will bite your arm and even if you can manage to lift your arm he will still have a bite of it.  Meaning he will be hanging from your arm.

My experience is different from most.  I've been in the Marines and it actually does change you.

When I first came out of boot camp I was the Numero Uno Most Bad Arsed Son Of A Bithc to Walk The Face Of The Freaking Earth.

Then I learned a little difference.  I was the most bad arse person in my mind.  That might seem trivial, and some may say neglible,  but it's apt for the moment.  I have confidence.

That's why the pretty, stupid, slutty girls, who don't have a brain can get by.  The are confident that even though they are dumber trhan a box of rocks they will always have someone who wants them.

I'm fatter than I was in the Marines.  I'm also more out of shape.  But I will wager my weight (as large as it is) in gold that I also have more mental fortitude than your average disphit that is walking around thinking that he is a baddass.  Much less some barnyard animal.

I habitually carry my (hold on pulling it out of my back pocket) Smith and Wesson SWAT First Millenium Run knife with me.  It's the one with a nice little nub that you can *FLICK* the blade open.   It's always with me unless I'm sleeping.  Sometimes when I'm thinking about something deeply, I even take it out an slowly open it and close it.  In a weird way ithe repititious action helps me think.

Next, I always carry a pen with me.  It is also a weapon.  Beast or human aside, I can weild this to my advantage.

Lastly is my keys.  Keys are a little dicey.  You have to have one that is long enough and you have to make sure you hold it right.  A knife or a pen is easier because they are longer and more stable.  But keys are almost always there for almost everybody.

It's not just a matter of sensing fear.  It's rather a sense of being a victim.

[Nash]

Yeah but how do I kill the dog?

[GtoRA2]

I do not think all pit bulls are bad, but they do require special handling cause they are agresive.

You had better make sure it is damn well trained, never gets out on its own and you never unleash it when there is any chance of running into people who do not know dogs.


That said, 99% of pit owners are ultra melons that do not take care of them, these are the no fear wearing lifted 4X4 (that never goes off road) driving, Dog anyone who looks at them urban tough guy, or mexican/black gangbangers.


They are very common in the bay area.


I would never want to own one, the two I had that had SOME pit in them were enough.


A friend of mine had her 13 year old rot killed in their fenced backyard by one. It jumped 2, 6 foot fences.

The owner being a typical pitt avacado, didnt even offer to cover the vet bill. So I offer to let them borrow some guns, luckly her hubby has them and she knows how to use the shotgun. The cops they talked to said if it ever gets loose again even if it is NOT on your propertie, call 911 and then shoot it.


I know this girl and I know she will too.





I was taking my lab out for her morning ****, before work last month, and we are on the way back to my condo... I notice a Pitbull between us and my door.

My lab is a sweatheart and has never been around agressive dogs, but i have and I can tell this pit things my dogs excitment is agression cause it is focused on us.

I try and calmly go around the other way and the pit rapidly closes, but not all the way to I turn and face it will trying to get my back gate open...(****ing contractor wired it shut!!) Cause I wanted to get my dog someplace safe so if it attacked I could take care of it without having to deal with two dogs. Plan foiled byt the damn gate not opening.

I have a 4 inch blade kershaw Ken onion knife on me.. thats it. So I decide to get that ready, and then yell at the dog. He backs off,( I new this was a risk, but its all I had)  enough I can get to the door, by the time we are there the bastard is running back.

By the time I get to the gun and back to the door it is gone.

Owner must have found it. I am not sure who owns it. next week I packed when I took the dog out.

Would I shed a tear if the bread was banned? Well not because I like them, but because its just another step towards the government taking rights away.

[Drunky]

I feel like Miagi telling Daniel-son how to fight.

You kill the dog with your very being.  This isn't a computer game.

I remember Donky Kong where we learned that if you do *this* at exactly *that* time you can get to the next level.  Life usually is not like that.

The Samuri accepted death.  That is why they were able to fight so well.  They knew they would die at some time and did not fear death freeing their minds to focus on combat.

Nash, you must free your mind from such constraints.  Remember, you have already faced and victoriously overcome what many of us either cannot understand or overcome ourselves.  That in itself is powerfull.

In the most parlance of parlances I would offer this...if the dog attacks, do not think...REACT.

The dog is not trying to outsmart you, the dog is simply reacting.  All you have to do is also react.

[GtoRA2]

Nash,
 You go out in the woods with nothing? Not even a knife?

Hell even in the peoples republic of Cali the laws still alow you to have a gun on you concealed if you are hunting or fishing.

(well atleast as close as two years ago, the last time I checked the law)

I would not want to fight a dog with a knife or a club, my choice would be a shotgun, or my M1, but anything is better then your hands.

Even then you can still kill a dog with them, if you have to kill it by ripping its throat out with your teath!:D

[rpm]

RPG

[Nash]

Well geeze, no. I haven't even checked into the laws. Maybe I can carry a gun down there. Who knows?

I mean, I'm just trying to fish... is all. Didn't really occur to me.

What I need is tips. Poke it in the eyes, crunch it, strangle it or grab it by the legs and try to frisbee it tips. Not guns or yoda advice.

[dirtbag]

I have seen it done Nash, it was a German shepard and did not survive the experience.

Yes you will get bit Drunky, but a bite on the arm is much better than a bite on an area such as the throat or groin.

BTW, I carry the same knife and a S&W 457.