CNN:
"This just in, HiTech has admitted to created game, Aces High, as a psychologically dependent habit-forming substance, relative to crack, heroin, or tobacco.
News from reported victims state that most who have tried Aces High for a "2 week free trial", actually ended up "staying for life". One man, who wishes to be nameless, stated, "I went to try this cool online game that had airplanes, next thing I know, my wife files for divorce."
Some were able to seek programs relieving this addiction: whining, puffy ack precision, La7's, and surprisingly, bordem; but most who said they left from bordem ultimatley got a craving for their "fix" again.
A caution is sent to all flight-sim gamers who seem interested in trying this game; it's not what it seems."
-Paul