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Offline Toad

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« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2005, 12:59:33 PM »
It's Thrawn's hypothetical Boroda, not mine.

How do you know what 30 nukes would do? Dropshot is a hypothetical; it never happened. You guys stopped at conquering Eastern Europe, thank goodness, so we didn't have to fight you.

Tough luck for those you occupied; I guess you could say they sacrificed their freedom was sacrificed to avoid another world war.

I'm personally glad we were there to keep the Bear in his cave. That's how it all was avoided.

Before you start, all you have to do is review the respective economies of East and West Germany to see whether it was better to have the US as a friend or the USSR as your occupier dictating your style of government and economics.

I'll say no more, as I know this stuff upsets the Skuzzmeister.

Outta here.

Skuzz, I apologize in advance if you think even this is going too far.
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« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2005, 01:13:09 PM »
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It's Thrawn's hypothetical Boroda, not mine.


Really? :confused:

Toad, the axiom is: it was impossible to defeat Soviet Union by the power of weapons.

All you could do was to use nukes to terrorize civilian population. Again, 20kT toys were useless in a battlefield.

And the impact on morale could be huge: after seing what "they" have done to "our" homes and families - soldiers simply could tear their shirts on the chests and try to kill "them" at all costs, with bullets, bayonets, teeth and nails.

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« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2005, 01:18:34 PM »
Talk to Thrawn.
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« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2005, 01:30:14 PM »
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Talk to Thrawn.


I thought you were out of this tread?

Toad, your rationalising about genocide of Soviet people really makes me go off the rocker and behave really ugly, sorry to other respectable participants of this discussion.

And please don't tell me whom I should talk to.

Чмо зелёное. Даже нихера не жёлтый земляной червяк.

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« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2005, 01:30:21 PM »
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And the impact on morale could be huge: after seing what "they" have done to "our" homes and families - soldiers simply could tear their shirts on the chests and try to kill "them" at all costs, with bullets, bayonets, teeth and nails.



Have fun swimming across the Atlantic.

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« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2005, 01:41:18 PM »
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You guys stopped at conquering Eastern Europe, thank goodness, so we didn't have to fight you.


Stop. Looks like you forgot Thegeran-Yalta-Potsdam. Really I don't want to translate that materials, I think you can find them easy on the net yourself. Eastern Europe was divided with full agreement from USA and GB.

As I remember, you can not leave Polish problem. Poland received a lot of territory after the war. Only because of Stalin.

To fight? You haven't A-bombs that time. All two devices were used against Japan. As was written by Leslie Groves (perhaps you know who was that guy), they needed at least half a year to build 4-5 devices. And don't tell me the tales about air dominance. You haven't enough pilots and planes in Europe to do that. Tell "thanks" to Stalin who stopped an army in borders of agreements.

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« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2005, 01:51:13 PM »
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Stop. Looks like you forgot Thegeran-Yalta-Potsdam. Really I don't want to translate that materials, I think you can find them easy on the net yourself. Eastern Europe was divided with full agreement from USA and GB.

 
The only thing they usually remember about Yalta is that "Russians asked us to burn Dresden", that is another utter Toad-style lie.

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As I remember, you can not leave Polish problem. Poland received a lot of territory after the war. Only because of Stalin.


Stalin simply couldn't do any good things, his main goal, as everyone knows, was to murder and kill :D

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To fight? You haven't A-bombs that time. All two devices were used against Japan. As was written by Leslie Groves (perhaps you know who was that guy), they needed at least half a year to build 4-5 devices. And don't tell me the tales about air dominance. You haven't enough pilots and planes in Europe to do that. Tell "thanks" to Stalin who stopped an army in borders of agreements.


Estel, they, civilized people, will never read Groves's book, it's only for us, asian barbarians on our shaggy mounts (tm). They prefer comics.

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« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2005, 02:08:07 PM »
boroda, the USA did not have to attack the USSR, they just let you self destruct as you did, foolish commies.

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« Reply #53 on: June 09, 2005, 02:14:27 PM »
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Have fun swimming across the Atlantic.


You forgot crap floats. :D



(Sorry, couldn't resist the obvious punchline.)

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« Reply #54 on: June 09, 2005, 02:55:42 PM »
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It would have been over in 6 weeks.

An army that was scared to death by two SS panzer divisions had one option: to run like hell towards British Channel.

oh ok, so now the US was pushed back to the English Channel? Man have I been reading the wrong books.