Hey bootcamp! Don't forget these little nuggets o' wisdom:
1. Fallopian tube does NOT exist in the paintlocker.
2. Mail-buoy watch. Don't fall for it.
3. Saltpeter may or may not be in the food. Hehe.
4. "Ricky" Sunday is actually only about 4 hours long, not a full day.
5. Nothing's more comfortable than a pair of broken-in boondockers. No, seriously, I ain't lying.
6. They don't "tack-on" crows anymore. GD PC Navy.
7. You're first liberty in a foreign country does not mean walking around the city yelling, "Where's the woman with the donkey bar?!?!?"
8. Every sailor on that other ship in port is the enemy. That is until the real enemy starts shooting first.
9. If it doesn't need paint, you're gonna paint it anyway.
10. Listen to your chief, he/she has years of wisdom to help you. When he/she walks away, do it your way.