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Offline Jackal1

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« on: June 19, 2005, 06:58:43 AM »
OK, here`s the deal Jim.
What kind of whiskey and or liquor do you choose for those times when you have had enough of the world`s BS and you just absolutely, positivly must get blasted beyond a reasonable doubt?
  I`m not talking about the "pinky finger extended, casual, limp wristed" drinking session here.
  What I`m talking about is "critical mass" drinking here. Ya know for those times when your dog bit ya, your pickup won`t start, Mom`s in prison, your boss is a total jerk and your wife run away with the plumber type things. :)
Let`s hear it.
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Offline MrBill

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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2005, 07:12:31 AM »
Old Crow ... bad times deserve bad whisky. :aok

Rye whisky, rye whisky
Rye whisky I cry
If I don't get rye whisky
I surely will die
« Last Edit: June 19, 2005, 07:15:29 AM by MrBill »
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2005, 08:53:20 AM »
heh! Haven`t heard of Old Crow in a long time. I had an uncle that consumed that stuff llike water.
  I prefer Old #7 when I drink whiskey. Don`t drink it much.
If I`m going for cheap I go with CM, but the stuff is like drinking water.
« Last Edit: June 19, 2005, 08:55:23 AM by Jackal1 »
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Offline Shane

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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2005, 10:47:11 AM »
Nothing beats Jack when you want to fade to black..

and the next morning it reminds you how miserable you're still supposed to be feeling.
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2005, 11:04:23 AM »
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Originally posted by Jackal1

  I`m not talking about the "pinky finger extended, casual, limp wristed" drinking session here.
  What I`m talking about is "critical mass" drinking here. Ya know for those times when your dog bit ya, your pickup won`t start, Mom`s in prison, your boss is a total jerk and your wife run away with the plumber type things. :)
Let`s hear it.


so your talking about everyday

As a self annointed JD professional.

Old # 7 is ok, but for outstanding results drink Jack Daniels

Silver Select Single barrel.  100 proof smooth as silk.


Should be outlawed it just too good and too bad at the same time.

Gentleman Jack is my preference.

And I never get a hangover from Jack no matter how much I drink.

« Last Edit: June 19, 2005, 11:07:28 AM by doobs »
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2005, 12:01:48 PM »
Malt Liquer or mad dog 20/20.

You see, for me the therapy is in the "I want to die" hangover the next day. And a couple of 40s of OE or grip of cheap wine will give me that 24 hour hangover.

Once you recover, whatever was bothering you really doesn't seem that bad.

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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2005, 12:38:47 PM »
As a long time friend of Jack I would have to say your situation calls for something different.


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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2005, 01:00:34 PM »
Any of these would do the trick.http://www.straightbourbon.com/brands.php?choice=bottling

Happy hunting.

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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2005, 03:35:20 PM »
RYE WHISKEY

I'll eat when I'm hungry,
I'll drink when l'm dry,
If the hard times don't kill me,
I'll lay down and die.

Rye whisky, rye whisky,
Rye whisky, l cry,
If you don't give me rye whisky,
I surely will die.

I'll tune up my fiddle,
And I 'll rosin my bow,
I'll make myself welcome,
Wherever I go.

Beefsteak when l'm hungry,
Red liquor when l'm dry,
Greenbacks when I'm hard up,
And religion when I die.

They say l drink whisky,
My money's my own;
All them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Sometimes l drink whisky,
Sometimes l drink rum,
Sometimes l drink brandy,
At other times none.

But if I get boozy,
My whisky's my own,
And them that don't like me,
Can leave me alone.

Jack o' diamonds, jack o' diamonds,
I know you of old,
You've robbed my poor pockets
Of silver and gold.

Oh, whisky, you villain,
You've been my downfall,
You've kicked me, you've cuffed me,
But I love you for all.

If the ocean was whisky,
And I was a duck,
I'd dive to the bottom
And never come up.

But the ocean ain't whisky
And l ain't a duck,
So we'll round up the cattle
And then we'll get drunk.

My foot's in my stirrup,
My bridle's in my hand,
l'm leaving sweet Lillie,
The fairest in the land.
Her parents don't like me,
They say l'm too poor;
They say I'm unworthy
To enter her door.

Sweet milk when l'm hungry,
Rye whisky when l'm dry,
If a tree don't fall on me,
I'll live till I die.

I'll buy my own whisky,
I'll make my own stew,
If I get drunk, madam,
It's nothing to you.

I'll drink my own whisky,
I'll drink my own wine,
Some ten thousand bottles
I've killed in my time.

I've no wife to quarrel
No babies to bawl;
The best way of living
Is no wife at all.

Way up on Clinch Mountain
l wander alone,
l'm as drunk as the devil,
Oh, let me alone.

You may boast of your knowledge
An' brag of your sense,
'Twill all be forgotten
A hundred years hence.

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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2005, 04:12:44 PM »
Natural Ice.

Offline Drifter1234

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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2005, 06:30:19 PM »
The best Whisky comes from Canada

Crown Royal is the daddy

V.O. is a less aged version but more affordable for daily consumption.

1/2 Gallon  a week is the norm.

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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2005, 07:14:16 PM »
Cold Duck....hmmmmm, good.
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2005, 07:38:51 PM »
Ancient Age Bourbon.....  A plastic 1.75 liter bottle is under fifteen bucks.

Depending on the situation I'll drink it straight... mixed with a Sprite & Ice... sometimes when the mood hits, I'll mix a teaspoon of real Maple Syrup into threefingers of it.

Them my favorite.... a few shots in a Lemon-Shakeup from the state fair.


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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2005, 07:50:16 PM »
I really need to amend my answer. The correct answer is: Whatever is available.

At least that's how I've been living during this, the ****ty and wierd time in my life. I really do hope that this ends soon, as it's becoming something of a habit.

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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2005, 07:59:53 PM »
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Originally posted by MrBill
Old Crow ... bad times deserve bad whisky. :aok

Rye whisky, rye whisky
Rye whisky I cry
If I don't get rye whisky
I surely will die

Unless I'm mistaken (naaa, that never happens), Old Crow is not a rye. It's a sour mash corn whiskey. Nearly all rye whiskey is from Canada. Crown, V.O., C.C., ect. There are very few American rye's anymore. I know Wild Turkey still makes one, but that's about it.

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