New Book Contest Coming...

[Seagoon]

Ok, no one has gotten them all right yet.

- SEAGOON

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Sandman
1) Agra, India
2) Beijing, China
3) Lake Havasu City, Arizona, USA
4) Edinburgh, Scotland
5) John Calvin
6) General J.E.B. Stuart
7) Abdel Nasser, Gamal
8) Blade Runner
9) The Bridge on the River Kwai
10) Road Warrior
11) The Godfather
12) Becket
13) St. Andrews?
14) All-Americans (http://www.bragg.army.mil/www-82DV/History.htm)
15) U.S. Army, Company G, 328th Infantry, 82d Division.
16) The three methods of fighting: hand-to-hand, weaponry, and aerial combat.
17) Taranto
18) Bismarck
19) Othello
20) Peter, and the Apostles
21) Horatio Nelson
22) General John Sedgwick
23) Wellington
24) Lord Acton
25) Julius Ceasar
26) Winston Churchill
27) An argument for the existance of God from an atheist... I lose.

Edit: I'll quote Samuel Clarke:

1.     Every being that exists is either contingent or necessary.
2.     Not every being can be contingent.
3.     Therefore, there exists a necessary being on which the contingent beings depend.
4.     A necessary being, on which all contingent things depend, is what we mean by “God”.
5.     Therefore, God exists.  

[Sandman]

Hmmm... is 13) Westminster Theological Seminary

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[Seagoon]

Well you got the U of St. A's question right, but there is still one wrong...

Hint: De Oppresso Libre

- SEAGOON

[Toad]

What he said then with this change:

16: Methods of Infiltration, Land- Sea- Air

[Sandman]

16) Ability to strike rapidly by Air, Water or Land.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by JB73
Sandman - Master of teh g00g3l !11

Well.. I didn't need Google for the movie quotes.

[Waffle]

I dont know any of these but number 7..and that's a picture of dude who runs my corner store.

[Seagoon]

Ok, I'm going to give it to Toad and Sandman, so you'll have to share the book guys.

No but seriously, good job, send me your addresses and I'll send you both your own copy.

Congrats again. Oh and I am sincerely sorry about the puny prize SOB. If you want to see a serious improvement, please send me $15,000 dollars and I promise to give away a new car with the next book.

- SEAGOON

PS: The coffee ring on the cover is from the publisher I swear...

[Toad]

Neg-GA-tive!

It belongs to Sandy.

I didn't do any of the work, he did.  I just happened to know the 3 lightning bolts thingie. Got a bud in SF.

I'm reading about 4 books right now too.... I'm all "booked up" for a while.  

[SOB]

Originally posted by Seagoon
Congrats again. Oh and I am sincerely sorry about the puny prize SOB. If you want to see a serious improvement, please send me $15,000 dollars and I promise to give away a new car with the next book.

- SEAGOON

No way, buddy, I'm an ideas man, not a finance man.  You need sponsors, lots of 'em!  Think Hormel SPAM, Tanqueray Vodka, and Turtle Wax brand Car Wax!  And some celebrity personalities like Charles Nelson Rielly and Al Roker, and maybe Wink Martendale to host!

[Sandman]

Woot!

[lasersailor184]

Hehe : "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."  Sedgwick said this just before a Cannon ball ****in nailed him.

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Seagoon


<SCENE: Seagoon exits a canoe to wade through a sea of computer printout garbage, turns to an old fella in rustic fishing garb> "Grandpa, why are British people more likely to drive drunk and litter?" "Seagoon," he answers wisely, "You are a bigot, because you think of them as 'British', and not as our friends the Eurotards. Now are you gonna fish or what? Nilsen needs his boat back, boy" ]

- SEAGOON

That's absolutly priceless  

[Toad]

Nope, not cannon; sharpshooter.

I gave the necessary order to move the troops to the right, and as they rose to execute the movement the enemy opened a sprinkling fire, partly from sharp-shooters. As the bullets whistled by, some of the men dodged. The general said laughingly, " What! what! men, dodging this way for single bullets! What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."

A few seconds after, a man who had been separated from his regiment passed directly in front of the general, and at the same moment a sharp-shooter's bullet passed with a long shrill whistle very close, and the soldier, who was then just in front of the general, dodged to the ground. The general touched him gently with his foot, and said, " Why, my man, I am ashamed of you, dodging that way," and repeated the remark, " They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." The man rose and saluted and said good-naturedly, " General, I dodged a shell once, and if I hadn't, it would have taken my head off. I believe in dodging." The general laughed and replied, "All right, my man; go to your place."
 
        For a third time the same shrill whistle, closing with a dull, heavy stroke, interrupted our talk; when, as I was about to resume, the general's face turned slowly to me, the blood spurting from his left cheek under the eye im a steady stream. He fell in my direction ; I was so close to him that my effort to support him failed, and I fell with him.

        Colonel Charles H. Tompkins, chief of the artillery, standing a few feet away, heard my exclamation as the general fell, and, turning, shouted to his brigade-surgeon, Dr. Ohlenschlager. Major Charles A. Whittier, Major T. W. Hyde; and Lieutenant Colonel Kent, who had been grouped near by, surrounded the general as he lay.

A smile remained upon his lips but he did not speak. The doctor poured water from a canteen over the general's face. The blood still poured upward in a little fountain. The men in the long line of rifle-pits, retaining their places from force of discipline, were all kneeling with heads raised and faces turned toward the scene ; for the news had already passed along the line.