Author Topic: DJ's angry wife sells $45,000 sports car for less than one dollar! (Read 766 times)

Gunslinger · « **on:** June 23, 2005, 07:16:47 PM »

This made me LMAO:

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DJ's angry wife sells $45,000 sports car for less than one dollar!
A controversial radio DJ's wife sold his $45,000 sports car on eBay for less than a dollar after he flirted with model Jodie Marsh on air.
Kerrang 105.2's Tim Shaw told the sexy babe he was prepared to leave his wife and their two children for her.

The DJ's wife was listening and immediately started an auction on eBay to sell his Lotus Esprit Turbo with a 'Buy It Now' option of $1.00.

The item description read: "I need to get rid of this car in the next two to three hours before my husband gets home to find it gone and all his belongings in the street."

The car was sold in under five minutes.

It wasn't the first time this DJ upset his 27-year-old wife. When she was pregnant he rang up her sister live on air and said he thought about her while having sex with his wife.

Mrs Shaw said: "When he said he would leave me and the kids for Jodie Marsh, that was it for me. I am sick of him disrespecting this family for the sake of his act.

"The car is his pride and joy but the idiot put my name on the log book so I just sold it. I didn't care about the money, I just wanted to get him back."

She added: "There is no hope for a reconciliation." A Kerrang 105.2 spokesperson said the DJ was 'absolutely gutted'.
http://www.stunning-stuff.com/images/articles/127/image_3.jpg

EDIT:

here's the Ebay link:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749&rd=1

Skydancer · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2005, 07:46:13 PM »

The man is a pratt!

Gunslinger · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2005, 08:00:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Skydancer
The man is a pratt!

do you actually listen to him? What's a pratt?

john9001 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2005, 08:05:47 PM »

i think "pratt" is some englander word , have no idea what it means.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2005, 08:14:54 PM »

Damn! How come Im never around to snatch up deals like that

crowMAW · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2005, 10:19:53 PM »

What is the difference between a pratt and a git? UK-types...can you enlighten us Yanks?

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2005, 11:02:13 PM »

Think "prattfall". Used to be the part of you that cushions the brains you sit on. Now though I think it's just "fool" or "idiot".

"Git" is from illegitimate offspring, IIRC.

Meatwad · « **Reply #7 on:** June 24, 2005, 12:48:42 AM »

Typical FM Classic Rock DJ

Sandman · « **Reply #8 on:** June 24, 2005, 01:00:17 AM »

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upset his 27-year-old wife

Time to pull chocks and get the hell outta Dodge. If this woman is this bad at 27, can you imagine what kind of unreasonable harpy she'll be at 40?

SOB · « **Reply #9 on:** June 24, 2005, 01:04:11 AM »

I'd comment on this woman, but it would require circumventing the language filter. **** ***** *****!

Gh0stFT · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2005, 02:00:09 AM »

thats why i always say listen & watch teh ebay!! grrrr what a great deal someone made

Sandman · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2005, 02:05:51 AM »

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Originally posted by SOB
I'd comment on this woman, but it would require circumventing the language filter. **** ***** *****!

I noticed something today... If you do a search, and "show results as posts", the language filter is circumvented. You'll get to see what's behind the asterisks.

Hangtime · « **Reply #12 on:** June 24, 2005, 02:20:03 AM »

there's a few things women seem to take a real dim view of..

..talking trash about 'em in such a way as it's bound to get back to 'em

..even hinting that you'd like to play hide the salami with her sister

..using the curtains to wipe yer.. umm, well, yusing the curtians to cleanse an appendage

..poking 'em with sticks and cigarette butts after you tie 'em up like they asked too begin with (note: next time, gag her first)

..using the 'c' word when explaining what it about her that bothers you the most

..forgetting an anniversary

and any guy that's dumb enuff to register a Lotus Turbo in her name and then do anything on that list deserves the consequences.

Skydancer · « **Reply #13 on:** June 24, 2005, 03:40:39 AM »

Hangtime you are quite correct!

lazs2 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 24, 2005, 09:42:56 AM »

damn hang... really? If I'd have know that I would probly still be married..

Glad I never heard of you till now.

lazs