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Dog vs. Cat intelligence
« on: July 20, 2005, 09:55:41 AM »
I'd like to enter the following exhibit into evidence regarding the debate of dog/cat intelligence:

http://hallert.net/misc/dopeydoggy1236.wmv

For your enjoyment.
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2005, 10:11:07 AM »
I wasn't even aware the people were wondering if dogs were smarter than cats...
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2005, 10:14:01 AM »
roflmao!!!

yup that's a dog alrighty :D
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2005, 10:14:14 AM »
LOL!!  

Imagine yer little kid taking an interest in Fido's dog toy. That mutt is deranged... or it's got a screen actors guild union card.

More stupid animal tricks:

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2005, 10:16:15 AM »
Warning:  That site will put about 23 tracking cookies in your browser.  Best run Adaware if you have clicked on it.

There is also some suspect ActiveX controls on that page.
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2005, 10:16:38 AM »
Like anyone who has owned cats hasnt seen them do retarded ****. Like fall asleep on a curtain rod only to roll over in their sleep and fall 7 feet onto their head. Then repeat two times.

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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2005, 10:22:21 AM »
Cats are vile little animals, and should be hunted with the correct weaponry...A shotgun!

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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2005, 10:29:25 AM »
Dogs are much easier to hunt.  Just throw something sharp to 'em and they'll catch it in their mouth.  For a slightly more complicated approach, just light a stick of dynamite (with a short fuse, important) and chuck it.  The dog will go and fetch it.  The short fuse is vital, anything too long and the dog may, as the urban legend goes, retrieve the dynamite and bring it back to your house/car.

I've read that in WWII, dogs in the Soviet Union were trained to run under tanks, then in combat, they attached satchel charges and had them execute their training on german Tigers & Panzers.

A cat?  It would spend its last minutes trying to remove the satchel charge, and if that failed, would just stay in the foxhole with the person who attached it, acting as if the weight of the world was on its shoulders.  This is assuming that the soldier is able to succesfully dodge the whirling flurry of claws and teeth that engage when the cats point defense system is activated.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2005, 10:32:50 AM »
"Cats are vile little animals, and should be hunted with the correct weaponry..."  A DOG! :lol

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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2005, 10:39:43 AM »
how your treat a cat may well affect your status in your next life.

hope you like mouse food.
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2005, 10:52:47 AM »
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"Cats are vile little animals, and should be hunted with the correct weaponry..."  A DOG! :lol


I saw the neighbors 60lb shepard tango with the neighborhood street tom.. the dog backed off after the second try. Never seen such a furious cat... found out why later. The Tom was a Mom, her kittens were under threat.

We got her kittens adopted and the 'tom' fixed and re-released. Mosta the neighbors feed her.. kinda a neighborhood hero, since the dog was rather unpopular for barking, hopping fences, flickin over garbage cans and chasing kids on bikes. The dog still gives that cat a wide berth in passing, and I'll never get within 50 feet of it again... catching it once was a memorable experience for both of us.
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2005, 11:35:47 AM »
Thats been around for almost a year on TV..

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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2005, 11:44:43 AM »
apples and oranges
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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2005, 11:51:53 AM »
I had a black lab pheasant huniting bird dog in MI for 17 years.  He was a "flusher", but so good.  And I really loved that dog b/4 I ended his life with a .38 cal in the fields he loved.  I killed 27 birds over that dog and I dream about him even today.

In my older years,  I appeciate cats who can live within a house.
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2005, 12:17:04 PM »
Why did you shoot your dog?

Not something I could do.

Dog person here. Bloody hate cats.