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Offline hblair

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« on: September 18, 2001, 01:14:00 AM »
You are a police officer, you are called to the scene of an altercation. Apparently some young punk has been spray painting Swastikas in a dept store changing room. There have been only two people use this changing room in the last 30 minutes. It wasn't there before then.

Here are the two people:
       

Both claim they didn't do it. Which would be your primary suspect?

If you say you would question them both *equally*, are you being objective? Isn't the white guy with the boots and shaved head more likely to be your suspect? Is it wrong to reference in your mind that people fitting his description are usually the type of people to do this? Are you a bigot?

There seems to be a total lack of common sense with some people here. The example above is laughable, but if people from different ethnic backgrounds were put up there, and the crime was a little different, whooa! Peoples rights would be trampled! An outrage!

In the case of the WTC kamikaze hijackings, every single suspect so far has been from middle eastern descent (am I right?). If you're an FBI agent off somewhere checking leads on Jewish fellas in Chicago, you're one heckuva lovey dovey fair investigator, only problem is you're a moron.

It's late, I'm hitting the sack.

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2001, 01:15:00 AM »
Subs for AH, BEFORE 1.08 please.

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2001, 01:18:00 AM »
Ah put the boat pix of your albino belly swinging back HB, makes much more fun, heh.  :)

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2001, 01:38:00 AM »
I’d say the fat black chick wouldn’t, she would be to busy finding a black outfit that would conceal her pear like torso in a slimming way. She would have no understanding of WWII at all, therefore would be not motivated against Jews or the meaning of the swastika.  

I’d question the guy.

Did I pass, or was I supposed to say the all the towelhead suspects are innocent?

Man this being "right" all the time on AH forums is a challenge. Did I win?

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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2001, 07:19:00 AM »
WTG Creamo.   :)

Anybody else gonna answer?

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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2001, 07:26:00 AM »
Guy in the right propably wouldn't know how to use spray-can so he must be innocent. Women did it because she hates skinheads and thought she could accuse that poor little sob for what she did.

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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2001, 07:36:00 AM »
Don't be afraid to give a serious answer...

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2001, 07:44:00 AM »
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Originally posted by hblair:
Don't be afraid to give a serious answer...

the one on the "right" did it! no one from the "left" could possibly commit a hate crime...
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2001, 08:02:00 AM »
Picture this:

There is a major explosion at a federal building in Oklahoma City.  It becomes obvious to investigators straight away that the explosion was caused by a bomb.  For months preceding the attack, a middle-eastern terrorist has been threatening attacks against the United States.

     


Some miles from the explosion, a law enforcement officer checks two cars at a perimeter checkpoint.  The two drivers are pictured above.  One is an ex-Army soldier, the other is a man of middle-eastern decent.

Which would you question?  Ask any "moron" in law enforcement and they will tell you that EVERY lead is followed up.  Even if they don't fit racial profile of the person that you are looking for.

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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2001, 08:29:00 AM »
White males bomb things. With the anti-federal government militia movement of the mid-nineties, your white male would be a suspect, and the feds picked up on McVeigh a couple days after the crime, so apparently their profiling (if they used any) was spot on.

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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2001, 08:41:00 AM »
Oh I get it... the entire United States is now a crime scene and all citizens of middle-eastern descent are suspects.

Do I win?
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2001, 08:43:00 AM »
I'd pull them both into the alley out back and shoot them with my tazer.  Then, I'd take out their wallets and remove the cash in each of them.  The one who contributed more to my donut fund would be innocent.


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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2001, 08:47:00 AM »
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Originally posted by Creamo:
Subs for AH, BEFORE 1.08 please.

Wise words Creamo!!

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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2001, 08:49:00 AM »
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Originally posted by SOB:
I'd pull them both into the alley out back and shoot them with my tazer.  Then, I'd take out their wallets and remove the cash in each of them.  The one who contributed more to my donut fund would be innocent.


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I am with SOB in this one!

fifty-fifty, man?  ;)

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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2001, 08:55:00 AM »
In the first example, go to crime scene with a can of paint and paint the wall.

"What swatikas?" "BTW, Mr store owner, buy some camera's before you call us next time. This is all your fault!!"

 
Saves hurt "feelings" all around  :)

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