story time! (true too!)
The school district I work for built a new middle school that opened up this past school year. They building it, and were about to clean away this last little patch of area so they could work on the parking lot when everything came to a grinding halt!
"Hold!!!" said the environmentalists!
"What is it?? What's wrong???" said the EVIL developers and construction workers.
"This area is a POSSIBLE habitat for a rare and endangered salamander!" replied the whacko leftoids.
"We haven't seen one salamander the entire time we've been here. Snakes, scorpions, bugs, yes. Salamanders no"
"You don't understand, the salamander MIGHT live here! If you clear this last 250sq foot area, you might make the species extinct!"
(legal stuff happens... school is delayed...)
"ok ok, we'll leave this PALTRY little bit of land untouched, so that the STILL NOT AS OF YET SEEN salamander can have a nice little home right here in front of the school," the MALICIOUS right wing politicians of the school board said.
"HOORAY! This is a great victory for the salamander and environmentalists alike!" cried the jubilent, yet moronic leftist goofballs.
To date, no one has ever seen a salamander at the middle school, and the little (and I mean it IS little) patch of trees is still right there in front of the school. However, I did put my hand on a (thank heavens!!!) DEAD scorpion in the lab when we were setting it up in August. It had been dead for awhile, since it was all dried up, but still freaked me out! Woulda been rather painful had he been alive! Dunno if the little bugger came from the Salamander Preserve or not, but if he did...