Author Topic: Canada and Denmark go to war... (Read 1105 times)

BlueJ1 · « **on:** August 04, 2005, 09:12:33 PM »

http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2005/08/04/hans-island-050804.html

EagleEyes · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2005, 09:30:20 PM »

WOW!!! Who woulda thought, the bacon and the danish's going at it. Im confused, i LOVE Canadian Bacon but i also LOVE apple Danish's! So i don't know who to side with. Bet France and Germany will oppose because the furry creatures on that island hasnt done anything wrong!:rofl

Meatwad · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2005, 09:50:57 PM »

Guess it will be hockey players fighting against um................donut makers?

SMIDSY · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2005, 10:37:44 PM »

my money is on a boxing match between both countries prime ministers (or whatever). whomever wins gets the useless island that people want for some reason.

Hangtime · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:11:40 PM »

I dunno.. why is it every time i see something cobbled together by canadian troops the words that come to mind invariably are:

"WTF GENIUS CAME UP WITH THAT GOOFY RIG???

Nils could come up with something better than that made outta an oar, 50' of clothesline and a porta-pottie.. and it'd stand in a force-10.

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Danish officials said the last flag blew down.

Whotta freakin surprise THAT is.

Dinger · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:55:24 AM »

Copenhagen is calm at this hour.Dawn was bout 2.5 hours ago, and there's no sign of any belligerent activity.
Jets have been flying overhead all day and night, though, and tension has been building all week. Expect something to happen at dusk. Just what may happen is still in doubt: It may involve amphibious craft and airmobile troops, or it may involve Tuborg Classic and Carl's Special. Stay tuned for updates.

Nilsen · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:21:13 AM »

The Canadians would win. All they have to do is to put their troops and stuff on any ground higher than 30 feet and the Danes would'nt have a clue on how to get at it.

Lol.. is that a flag monting contraption Hangtime???

crowMAW · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2005, 09:01:27 AM »

I think they should set up a "nuetral zone" in the disputed border area. The UN can paint a pair of blue lines down the middle to mark the zone. Encroachment into the nuetral zone by either party would be considered "offsides". The UN would call a penalty and a "face-off" would be held at the site of the offsides penalty. The UN would also monitor any hostile behavior that might lead to any kind of "neutral zone trap". This behavior would be immediately stopped, since it is boring.

mosgood · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2005, 09:51:25 AM »

Waaaait a sec here.....

They can't go to war until the U.N. says they can.... right?

Meatwad · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2005, 10:31:59 AM »

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Originally posted by crowMAW
I think they should set up a "nuetral zone" in the disputed border area. The UN can paint a pair of blue lines down the middle to mark the zone. Encroachment into the nuetral zone by either party would be considered "offsides". The UN would call a penalty and a "face-off" would be held at the site of the offsides penalty. The UN would also monitor any hostile behavior that might lead to any kind of "neutral zone trap". This behavior would be immediately stopped, since it is boring.

That will work until the troops on both sides decide their army isnt paying them enough, so they will both go on strike until they can get a better salary from their respective armies.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2005, 10:54:50 AM »

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Originally posted by mosgood
Waaaait a sec here.....

They can't go to war until the U.N. says they can.... right?

Umm, for some nations yes. If war breaks out, can we side with Denmark and take all of the populated areas and give the rest to Denmark ? Oh yea, give them Quebec too.

Thrawn · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2005, 10:56:10 AM »

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Originally posted by mosgood
Waaaait a sec here.....

They can't go to war until the U.N. says they can.... right?

Wrong, we would be defending the Queen's sovereign land against an invasion from those tyrannical bastards the Danes.

SEE YOU IN HELL DENMARK!

EagleEyes · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2005, 11:06:45 AM »

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Originally posted by Thrawn
Wrong, we would be defending the Queen's sovereign land against an invasion from those tyrannical bastards the Danes.

SEE YOU IN HELL DENMARK!

I can see his point, i do have a lot of friends that are Canadian so im gonna have to side with Canada. They would be doing ALMOST the same thing We (US) has done for so many centuries, defending our land against enemys who seek to take away our land, freedom, whatever it is. Go Canada!!!

Ripper29 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2005, 11:07:50 AM »

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Originally posted by EagleEyes
WOW!!! Who woulda thought, the bacon and the danish's going at it. Im confused, i LOVE Canadian Bacon but i also LOVE apple Danish's ! So i don't know who to side with. Bet France and Germany will oppose because the furry creatures on that island hasnt done anything wrong!:rofl

apple Danish's

They are now know as Apple Freedom's

Hangtime · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2005, 11:49:32 AM »

LOL.. this noise is about a barren chunk of rocks in the middle of a channel. No strategic or commercial value. It's just a pile of rocks.

Danish rocks... right next to the great big danish rock called greenland...

But still, just rocks.

I think the side that gets it should be the one that builds a flagpole that'll stand in more than 5 knots of wind.