Author Topic: Canada and Denmark go to war... (Read 1111 times)

Meatwad · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:11:23 PM »

Here is a picture of one of the canadian troops during training.

indy007 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:41:32 PM »

[cartman voice] CRIPPLE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! [/cartman voice]

Charon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2005, 01:50:40 PM »

This looks like a job for John Bolton!

Charon

Torque · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2005, 02:26:22 PM »

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Originally posted by Hangtime
LOL.. this noise is about a barren chunk of rocks in the middle of a channel. No strategic or commercial value. It's just a pile of rocks.

Danish rocks... right next to the great big danish rock called greenland...

But still, just rocks.

I think the side that gets it should be the one that builds a flagpole that'll stand in more than 5 knots of wind.

times are changing there hang, as global warming opens up the vast arctic to shipping and mining, it's time to settle the details. iirc the island belonged to the british and became canada's in 1867.

the arctic may be cold and barren but if the northwest territories are any indication ( as they will soon out pace south africa in diamond production ) it could be the next gold rush.

AWMac · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2005, 02:33:43 PM »

*UPDATE*

Canada has just activated their advance Naval force towards Hans Island. The canoe, two Mounties and a Beaver are expected to arrive at Hans Island in 8 Months.....Details at 11:00...

Meatwad · « **Reply #20 on:** August 05, 2005, 02:42:29 PM »

Dont forget they started supply missions of hockey sticks and donuts

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:01:47 PM »

Draft dogers have been seen fleeing from Cananda.

Ripper29 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:06:00 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Draft dogers have been seen fleeing from Cananda.

Oh, thats just Darryl, he has not been the same since taking that puck in the head.

btw, we have never had the draft, well there's the NHL draft...oh yeh and draft beer...eh

EagleEyes · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:08:30 PM »

With all seriousness. I personally would like to know what the people from Canada think about this. Do they forsee a war with Denmark? Would they support such a thing? Is it a big subject in Canada right now?? Would the US be dragged into the war because of alliences? Just some questions i have been thinking about.

BlueJ1 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:13:16 PM »

The U.S. would not join. We would simply force Canada to give it up or tell Denmark to give it up and move on.

Ripper29 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:13:30 PM »

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Originally posted by EagleEyes
With all seriousness. I personally would like to know what the people from Canada think about this. Do they forsee a war with Denmark? Would they support such a thing? Is it a big subject in Canada right now?? Would the US be dragged into the war because of alliences? Just some questions i have been thinking about.

I don't think most Canadians know or care all that much about Han Island.

A war with Denmark....pfftt...our people will sit down with thier people and after a few shots of whisky/aquavit and some beer they will agree to discuss this issue at another time.

It's not a big deal.

Would the US be dragged in.....nope I don't think there is any oil there

Also we are not sure who's side you would be on.....

AWMac · « **Reply #26 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:14:47 PM »

"Now a word from the Danish National spokesperson.....

"We will have the Beaver chocking in his own Vile Blood....Mounties will hear the cries of their own bones being ripped from their legs....There are no Canadians anywhere near Hans Island...never was.. Lies I tell you All Lies".....

Ripper29 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:15:37 PM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
We would simply force Canada to give it up.

How would you do that then, close the border to beef and softwood lumber? Threaten us with trade embargos....oh I know...go to the UN:rolleyes:

Thrawn · « **Reply #28 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:16:57 PM »

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Originally posted by Torque
times are changing there hang, as global warming opens up the vast arctic to shipping and mining, it's time to settle the details.

Bingo, it's all about the fabled Northwest Passage actually openning up. It's funny because our government is talking about how we have to be able to defend our sovereignty in the arctic.

Of course anyone with half a brain is thinking, "Uh, with what? You damn Liberals didn't want to spend money on the military for years because, ya know, you don't need a military anymore because defence and war is teh over.".

And then the Liberals are all like, "Yeah, you're right Thrawn. We're a bunch of tards that should fall on our swords, but we won't because we're too damn stupid...and hey swords are weapons so those are bad.".

But I'd still take the Liberal Party, rather than be ruled as a slave by the heathen Danes.

PS: Our Queen could kick your Queen's ass.

AWMac · « **Reply #29 on:** August 05, 2005, 03:19:05 PM »

PURSE FIGHT!!!!!