Author Topic: Favourite Monty Python Quotes (Read 3504 times)

Tac · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2001, 01:09:00 PM »

"What is your favourite color?"

"Red!.. NO WAIT BLUE!"

*aaaaaaahhh*

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2001, 01:32:00 PM »

"Brave brave Sir Robin...
When danger reared its ugly head
Sir Robin bravely turned and fled."

-Sir Robin's minstrils.. Quest for the Holy Grail

"Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
When A sperm is wasted...
God gets quite irate."

-Catholic anti-contreception theme song... Meaning of Life.

AKDejaVu

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2001, 01:44:00 PM »

Waitor: "Aw, come on Sir. It's wafer-thin!"
Fat, bulging customer about to explode: "Phuck off, I'm stuffed."

K West · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2001, 02:21:00 PM »

"Oh yes....this is my wife, Dreary Fat Boring Old."

I use that one at parties all the time myself. Goes over real well with the wife

Westy

Udie · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2001, 02:40:00 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Mickey1992:
Waitor: "Aw, come on Sir. It's wafer-thin!"
Fat, bulging customer about to explode: "Phuck off, I'm stuffed."

"Give me a bucket, I think I'm goin to throw up!"

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2001, 02:44:00 PM »

Ah Udie.. you have to do the lead in too:

Concierge: How are you today, Sir?
Fat man: Better
Concierge: Better, Sir?
Fat man: Better get a bucket, think I'm gonna throw up. <throws up on concierge's shoes>

Curval · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2001, 02:50:00 PM »

Waiter: Would Monsieur like it all mixed up in a bucket?

Fatman: Yea all mixed up in a bucket...and don't skimp on the pate!

Octavius · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2001, 03:02:00 PM »

"What.. is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"

"African or European?"

"What? I don't know that AAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!"

Maverick · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2001, 03:10:00 PM »

I fart in your general direction!

Now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you again!

I love seeing some of the Monty stuff.

Beefcake · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2001, 03:18:00 PM »

I like these 2 from life of brian

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'

....and.....

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.

Rocket · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2001, 03:43:00 PM »

Always look on the bright side of Life

Spam Spam eggs and Spam
Spam and beans
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam.
I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!

Tis a scratch
Is not.. your arms been lopped off
Tis so.. get back here and fight

Dux · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2001, 03:58:00 PM »

The entire Cheese Shop Sketch kills me every time. I'll post it if I have some time later.

Serapis · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2001, 04:08:00 PM »

I would have to post the entire twit of the year sketch myself. It worked well on a physical comedy level when I was 7, and on a higher plain when I becam aware of the whole class/middle school/govt. service culture.

charon

Jack55 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2001, 06:39:00 PM »

From Holy Grail: Human pack-mule for Lancelot is struck in the chest by an arrow, "A message for you sir."

CyranoAH · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2001, 07:14:00 PM »

CAUTION: DO NOT READ BELOW!

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput

Lucky you don't understand it... otherwise you'd be dead by now.

Daniel, aka Cyrano

PS: ALBATROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS