Ok, I very rarely offer up a recipe, but here is one that anyone can do.
Take a bag of pretzels (regular size, not the large ones), put in a few teaspoons of vegetable oil, pour in a couple of teaspoons of cayenne pepper, toss a pouch of the ranch dressing mix in there, and shake it all up.
Empty into a bowl, let it sit for about 10 minutes, then serve.