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Offline Rino

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« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2005, 12:47:29 AM »
Bah, wife ack?  From what I've seen wife ack is nothing
compared to it's more deadly offspring "Baby Ack".

     While wife ack may cut down on a person's online time, once
that kid comes it's goodnight Irene :D
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Offline Whisky58

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« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2005, 04:59:06 AM »
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I think we're married to the same person, is your wife named Jessica too?!?!? lol

Zazen


Hehe.  So it's your snoring that keeps me awake all night :lol

Probably both trained at same anti-husband gunnery school  :D
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« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2005, 09:57:12 AM »
I don't have much of a problem with wife ack but we have a spetial situation...
  around 2 years ago I got online with my 2 weeks of AH and loved it Soooooo I told my wife that I would stop the smoking that she disliked if she would let me spend the $15 a month to fly... It's cheaper then the Cigs right?? :)

  In 2 weeks I had compleatly stoped a 2 year smoking habit.
  Now we have 2 comps and 2 accounts. :)
HTC for helping me kick the habit.

  As a side note a friend came by a couple months after I quit and offered me a smoke, it did sound good so I accepted 1 and it tasted so bad that I could only get maybe 1/2 way through it and had to put it down. I now wonder how I got started.
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« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2005, 09:06:53 PM »
Air Warrior is what got me through a nasty divorce. It kept my mind occupied when I likely would have been stewing on the situation. It was a GodSend! I got my brother hooked on AH right after his divorce  'course now he's married to a south american girl and I never see him - online or otherwise

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« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2005, 10:50:21 PM »
Wife named me... "Boozer",  around 1991 when I started AW. She cheers me on and does M3 runs to the kitchen to keep the next beer at my terminal.

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« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2005, 01:14:08 PM »
my wife says she doesn't really like me anyways, so all the hrs on a/h dont bother her at all? am i lucky or what? no response required heheh
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Offline Whisky58

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« Reply #36 on: September 04, 2005, 02:07:31 PM »
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my wife says she doesn't really like me anyways, so all the hrs on a/h dont bother her at all? am i lucky or what? no response required heheh


WHAT? How could anyone not like someone called bopeep? It's brainwashed into us from about age 2yrs.  :D
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Offline uberhun

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« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2005, 02:22:30 PM »
ahhh yes the deadly wife ack. When I first signed on all she wanted to know was are their girls on? I would call out check 6 Lala on your 6 or watch it Niki coming up on your six and she would go balistic. Finally I convinced her that they were different aircraft not people. LOL Those Mexican women have a temper!
Now if I'm flying I have to be careful when Betty is in the area especially if it is a check six call
LOL Uber:D :rofl

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« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2005, 02:28:20 PM »
Also to watchout for the Lifetime channel Ack!
It will shoot you down everytime if the wife insists you sit down and watch one of those cheeseball girly movies. Unless of course you like sleeping on the couch?:rofl
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« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2005, 10:32:10 PM »
All I know is that back in '95 or '96, I was spending well over 2 hours a day playing AW...make that MacAW.   2 or 3 hours a day may not seem like much, but when you have a 8 to 5 job, a wife, 3 young kids, I was often neglecting them...and I finally hit me when Mrs. Fry finally blew up about it.

My response of "But I HAVE to go online as I have responsibilities I've committed to" (trainer, helper, etc.) didn't go over too well as her response was "What about your responsibilities here!".  That's when I realized that I needed to cut back some.  We worked out a "schedule" and it's been pretty smooth sailing since.  Of course, there are a few hiccups every now and then, but they always worked out.

I remember a Christmas/Hanukkah when I received a new set of CH Pedals from here...that's when I realized that she really DOES understand me and why I enjoyed playing AW.  And it really hit home when I was doing a scenario and it's just past dinner time.  I hear steps on the stairs coming down where I am in the basement and wondering if I'm going to have to stop to eat with the family.  Well, as I look to the door, I see her coming toward me and in her arms is a dinner plate of food and a Guinness:)

Of course, letting me go to Cons and even hosting a Con, now that's an AW wife:D   I hope she still remembers that as I embark on a new adventure here in AH (hoping to get online in the next day or two once I get my setup all configured correctly).

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« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2005, 11:13:38 PM »
Get the ole ball-and-chain a Tivo, she'll have  3 or 4 hours per night of daytime TV to catch up on, from Dr. Phil to Days of Our Lives. Those shows added to the American Idol crap gives me some time Monday through Thursday.

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« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2005, 01:55:46 AM »
My wife made me play WoW with her :lol

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« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2005, 06:19:35 AM »
If I get snappy after a bad day, my wife pushes me to the computer and orders me to fly.
After some good kills I always return with a happy face, and she knows that.
She's just great ;)
It was very interesting to carry out the flight trials at Rechlin with the Spitfire and the Hurricane. Both types are very simple to fly compared to our aircraft, and childishly easy to take-off and land. (Werner Mölders)

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« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2005, 11:06:27 AM »
lol had to play H2H for 3 years to show the wife how committed i was before i got a paying account......took me a month to convice her and a lot of foot  masages...:huh
wife ack i can deflect.......its when the kidos storm the office....

just cant tell them no:D

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« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2005, 11:52:02 AM »
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Nah, A man can tell a women, Hey IM NOT GETTING OF THIS COMP!!!!, Now me, you got mom ack the worst ack of all, Most dot think its the worst cause most never experience it, but if you have im sure you have went threw this. lol


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