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Offline Gunslinger

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« on: September 03, 2005, 10:15:42 PM »
Breaking News.  He's dead.
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Offline 1K3

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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2005, 10:19:10 PM »
nooooooooooooooooo!

pls don't  add a new hardliner!!!

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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2005, 10:27:15 PM »
Here is where it gets really interesting, I think.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2005, 10:33:39 PM »
I'd like to nominate myself for the vacancy.

The O'Club Senate Hearings will be extremely entertaining.
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2005, 10:39:28 PM »
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I'd like to nominate myself for the vacancy.

The O'Club Senate Hearings will be extremely entertaining.


"Judge Hangtime, tell me what you know about 'long dong silver'"

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Offline rpm

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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2005, 10:45:50 PM »
Let the games begin.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2005, 10:49:28 PM »
Since I may be required (if appointed) to rule on that case you will no doubt be surprised to learn that I happen to have a better Porn collection than he does.

On the other hand, I don't headline in as many titles.
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« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2005, 11:03:46 PM »
Oh my.  My senses...wait...I'm seeing something in the fog...yes, that's it...a tard storm of epic purportions will erupt in the O'Club and several will loose all control over their minds and bowels as they rush to post zippy one-liners or deeply emotional outbursts about the injustice or justice of the new justice and the glorious legacy or horrible infamy of the old justice.  

But wait, I'm seeing more foul visions in the fog.  I see a great suffering in the house of the MPs.  One by one, they will fall and crack under the pressure as they dredge through post after mindless post, until finally, the 9th one falls and only Skuzzy remains.  Oh there shall be much suffering to come.  What a terrible storm is brewing.

Godspeed to Judge Rehnquist.  His suffering is over, while ours has only just begun.
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« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2005, 11:09:29 PM »
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But wait, I'm seeing more foul visions in the fog.  I see a great suffering in the house of the MPs.  One by one, they will fall and crack under the pressure as they dredge through post after mindless post, until finally, the 9th one falls and only Skuzzy remains.  Oh there shall be much suffering to come.  What a terrible storm is brewing.

Godspeed to Judge Rehnquist.  His suffering is over, while ours has only just begun.
Oh, they tell me of an uncloudy day.
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2005, 12:07:42 AM »
As long as we get a Libertarian judge, I'll be happy.

We already have enough Commies in our Government.
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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2005, 12:30:02 AM »
inquiring minds want to know: Who will cheney nominate....

PS thanks for your service Chief Justice, eternal peace is yours.
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2005, 12:32:09 AM »
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As long as we get a Libertarian judge, I'll be happy.
 




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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2005, 01:03:39 AM »
Im a libertarian :D
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2005, 01:13:46 AM »
whelp.. that lets me off the hook.

*whew*
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2005, 07:08:59 AM »
I nominate



We invented him for you ;)
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