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Offline nirvana

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« on: September 25, 2005, 03:51:29 AM »
Danced for nearly 3 hours straight to crappy rap. I have never had a girl "bump and grind" with me either, i'll tell you, it's one of those things I haven't ever slowdanced with a girl before tonight, and I have never had my moms friend ask if I was going to get condoms before meeting the girl She left me hanging if you know what I mean, but DAMN it was fun while it lasted.

Went to dinner at 5:00 at Olive Garden, sat there for 2 hours eating and talking about.......stuff.....then I paid for my date and my dinner (aren't I such a gentleman?) Needless to say Olive Garden is booked full of teens on homecoming night. We waited in the "cold" for 20 minutes before the dance started, so naturally I gave her my jacket (again, aren't I such a gentleman?) We danced for 3 hour's, with me and the other guy kind of just bobbing back and forth while the 4 girls went insane on each other, it was practically clothed lesbian sex. I clearly needed some moves so this cool guy came over and was "showing" me how to move the shoulders, the body quickly followed. There were 3 slow dances, I could keep my you know what still, but they were good. The bumping and grinding was.....clothed sex, once again We ended the night with a round of bowling, and I just got home at 2:00 in the AM.

I'll post pictures when I get em loaded. Once again, DAMN it was fun.
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2005, 09:43:53 AM »
Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.

If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.

On that note...here are some ducks.


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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2005, 10:06:03 AM »
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Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.

If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.

On that note...here are some ducks.



:rofl :rofl :lol :rofl :lol :rofl :cry :rofl :lol

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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2005, 10:26:04 AM »
QUACK
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2005, 10:27:47 AM »
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We ended the night with a round of bowling


:confused: :rofl

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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2005, 10:42:29 AM »
Nirvana are you saying you never knew about condoms and wished you had them that night?  :huh

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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2005, 12:28:55 PM »
Huh? C-what? :eek:
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2005, 02:05:45 PM »
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Do NOT post any photographs of your 15 year old self sporting wood while dancing with a girl.

If you have political aspirations delete them if digital, burn them and the negatives if traditional film.

On that note...here are some ducks.



Antidaephobia:- The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

I can see Nirvana posting in about three days....

OMG!:eek: :eek:

cause he just found out he is gonna be a daddy
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2005, 02:07:31 PM »
We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2005, 02:11:14 PM »
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We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry

remember son, thats what elementary school education is for, preparing you for later life.
Jimmying open janitors closets is one of the more valuble skills you should have picked up before 4th grade.
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« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2005, 02:23:42 PM »
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We nevr had a chance to do anything, the janitors closet was locked:cry
The bowling alley didn't have a restroom?

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« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2005, 02:26:53 PM »
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remember son, thats what elementary school education is for, preparing you for later life.
Jimmying open janitors closets is one of the more valuble skills you should have picked up before 4th grade.


LOLOL!!!!! You're bad....in a good way :D :rofl
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2005, 02:41:12 PM »
My school lacked proper education.  We were too busy studying multiplication tables and why pilgrims took land from Native Americans.:rolleyes:
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« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2005, 03:51:07 PM »
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I can see Nirvana posting in about three days....


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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2005, 04:13:20 PM »
Somebody's father is looking for you right now.

I'd run away and join the french forigen legion while you still have a couple of legs to run on.
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