gee laz, all you had to say was "it was my birthday burnout" for the "wtfg".
altho, i don't argee with your philosophy, that certain people should be above the law due to their affiliation with law enforcement personel, well other than on their bday.
less cars i dunno, on my street each household has a fullsize suv ( fer dodging polar bears) plus a van and usually a midsized sedan. 'minivans' is their such a thing anymore?
oh btw, happy birthday.