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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: September 30, 2005, 11:17:58 PM »
Cause of Death and lifetime odds. Interesting, I have a better chance of dying from an asteroid impact than fireworks.

Now, why do you suppose heart disease is #1? In-n-Out? ;)
Heart Disease
 1-in-5
 
Cancer
 1-in-7
 
Stroke
 1-in-23
 
Accidental Injury
 1-in-36
 
Motor Vehicle Accident*
 1-in-100
 
Intentional Self-harm (suicide)
 1-in-121
 
Falling Down
 1-in-246
 
Assault by Firearm
 1-in-325
 
Fire or Smoke
 1-in-1,116
 
Natural Forces (heat, cold, storms, quakes, etc.)
 1-in-3,357
 
Electrocution*
 1-in-5,000
 
Drowning
 1-in-8,942
 
Air Travel Accident*
 1-in-20,000
 
Flood* (included also in Natural Forces above)
 1-in-30,000
 
Legal Execution
 1-in-58,618
 
Tornado* (included also in Natural Forces above)
 1-in-60,000
 
Lightning Strike (included also in Natural Forces above)
 1-in-83,930
 
Snake, Bee or other Venomous Bite or Sting*
 1-in-100,000
 
Earthquake (included also in Natural Forces above)
 1-in-131,890
 
Dog Attack
 1-in-147,717
 
Asteroid Impact*
 1-in-200,000**
 
Tsunami* 1-in-500,000

Fireworks Discharge
 1-in-615,488
 


SOURCES: National Center for Health Statistics, CDC; American Cancer Society; National Safety Council; International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies; World Health Organization; USGS; Clark Chapman, SwRI; David Morrison, NASA; Michael Paine, Planetary Society Australian Volunteers

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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2005, 12:48:39 AM »
Odds of you living through life?

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2005, 12:58:28 AM »
well, I've already had cancer at 30. I'm 40 now and figure that any time I have left is just a bonus.

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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2005, 01:17:39 AM »
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Now, why do you suppose heart disease is #1? In-n-Out? ;)
 


No,

Because of the conversation you have 2 or 3 months later resulting from just a little poke before covering the mushroom.


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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2005, 04:51:32 AM »
I don't see the listing for when your head explodes from getting so upset because you got HOed in AH.  Or when someone does not fight the way you want him to.
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2005, 05:22:59 AM »
What are the odds on winning teh powerball?
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2005, 08:15:35 AM »
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Now, why do you suppose heart disease is #1? In-n-Out? ;)


try to exercise 4 times a week (rather than 3), and look for wealthy food, and your on the safe side, trust me,
hey even In-n-Out works much better and longer then! trust me here too ;)

what i wonder about is the snake bite, it comes after
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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2005, 11:21:40 AM »
Absolute number one cause of death, birth. Life is a condition with a 100% fatality rate. You have been warned.
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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2005, 11:23:48 AM »
Oxygen is poisonous. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2005, 06:51:36 PM »
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What are the odds on winning teh powerball?


I don't know about Powerball, but the odds of winning MegaMillions is 1 in 175,711,536

http://www.ohiolottery.com/games/mega/mega_odds_payouts.html

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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2005, 11:11:03 PM »
"Wealthy Food?"

Whut.. Lobster and Snails?

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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2005, 06:05:38 AM »
Sometimes the news reports “fireworks” death and injuries when some moron gets blasted by his own homemade explosive device.   Not professional displays or legally bought fireworks.

The interesting part about the asteroid impact; that stat is not based solely on how often people have been killed by asteroids.  The real risk is that when the big one comes it will kill us all.  

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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2005, 06:20:34 AM »
A guy less then a mile from me blew himself up this Forth of July because he made a home made firework.
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« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2005, 09:30:53 AM »
two things about the death by assault by firearm..

your chances are about 10 times less if you have no criminal record and... your chances are 7 times less than even that if you defend agaisnt any assault if you are armed with a firearm and male... 5 times less if you are female.  

Takes much less effort to defend against assault with firearm (right areas, don't hang out with gangs or be a criminal or sleep with other mens wives etc) than it does to defend against heart disease.

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« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2005, 11:17:08 AM »
If I only live 75 years instead of 78 because I ate In-N-Out, oh well.  At least I ate some good food instead of some lamer protein shake from GNC that you will either poop out or piss out because your body only absorbs what it needs.

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