Originally posted by VOR
He may know how to cook, but can he play the flute?
Didn't think so.
Au contaire mon ami.
He can play flute with his left hand, while using his left foot to dive to a 1000 feet below the surface where his "Grotto" is. Mind you that while he is doing it, he's holding Erica Eleniak in his right arm (singing a lullaby to her) and fending off sharks, bears, crickets and crocodiles with his right foot.
Don't tell me you can do even a 97% of it.
P.S. We all know that he has one part of his body fully relaxed at this point. Just imagine what would happened if he engaged THIS weapon.