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« Reply #45 on: October 04, 2005, 10:36:00 PM »
That didn't take very long, huh?
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« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2005, 12:03:00 PM »
Wot, a Dago thread with no country bashing?



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« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2005, 12:06:05 PM »
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Guy is a total phallus... but he is a good actor. Very good.


Sure..but only at portraying Sean Penn. (In all fairness, Sean Penn is the only character I've ever seen Sean Penn play in a movie.)

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« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2005, 12:15:35 PM »
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Sure..but only at portraying Sean Penn. (In all fairness, Sean Penn is the only character I've ever seen Sean Penn play in a movie.)


His best role, he was playing off character, and he peaked.

 
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« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2005, 01:01:25 PM »
If you are talented you overcome stuff like that. Remember "we're bigger than Jesus"?

Anyone see the Angry Beavers cartoon spoof on that? They were a big hit as a disco gig and Dagget says "we're bigger than sliced bread", and their fans rebel against them burning their records and protesting. Pretty funny.
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« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2005, 06:11:07 PM »
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Sure..but only at portraying Sean Penn. (In all fairness, Sean Penn is the only character I've ever seen Sean Penn play in a movie.)


Either you ain't watching his movies or you ain't paying attention. We'll just agree to disagree.

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« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2005, 06:34:07 PM »
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Either you ain't watching his movies or you ain't paying attention. We'll just agree to disagree.


Ok, fair enough. Out of curiosity, name 5 bad actors if you'd care to. It might be fun to compare.

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« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2005, 06:36:48 PM »
...and make sure David Carradine is on the list. :aok
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« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2005, 06:41:30 PM »
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...and make sure David Carradine is on the list. :aok


Dude...didn't you see Lone Wolf McQuaid??

Grasshopper would totally kick Steven Segall's ass, but Chuck Norris would own them both!

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« Reply #54 on: October 05, 2005, 08:35:59 PM »
Casey Ryback would kick Kwai Chang Caine arse and make a tasty soufle to boot.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
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« Reply #55 on: October 05, 2005, 09:11:07 PM »
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Casey Ryback would kick Kwai Chang Caine arse and make a tasty soufle to boot.


Well yeah, he is just cook after all.

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« Reply #56 on: October 05, 2005, 09:14:39 PM »
He may know how to cook, but can he play the flute?

Didn't think so.

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« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2005, 10:26:26 PM »
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He may know how to cook, but can he play the flute?

Didn't think so.


Au contaire mon ami.

He can play flute with his left hand, while using his left foot to dive to a 1000 feet below the surface where his "Grotto" is. Mind you that while he is doing it, he's holding Erica Eleniak in his right arm (singing a  lullaby to her) and fending off sharks, bears, crickets and crocodiles with his right foot.

Don't tell me you can do  even a 97% of it.

P.S. We all know that he has one part of his body fully relaxed at this point. Just imagine what would happened if he engaged THIS weapon.
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« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2005, 09:26:55 AM »
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Casey Ryback would kick Kwai Chang Caine arse and make a tasty soufle to boot.


I googled 'Casey Ryback' and found out that it is the name of a character in a movie starring Erica Eleniak.
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« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2005, 09:29:23 AM »
RPM made a funny. :aok
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