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Offline Morpheus

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« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2005, 02:46:24 PM »
I like to pleasure myself while I choke myself with the USB cables for my joystick.
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« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2005, 03:02:03 PM »
hmmmmmmmmm.........

teufl 7 57 18 46 34

so?

Take it from me he's not a toolshed dweeb.

Told me about the Ta152.  Seen him land 5 to 6 kills in it.  And he seldom got higher then 16k.   AND nary a toolshed among those kills!

NOPE.

So i'm thinkin this list and the accompanying claim aren't true.  Just a rant about people that enjoy a good score.

It's my $14.95 NOT yours and I'll fly how I like NOT how you want.

I've come to believe that far Too often those that start ranting at others on 200 are really trying a Psych thing.  Trying to get someone upset and OFF their game/flying.  Hope is for an easier kill?

Watched something like that just yesterday.  Getting so I film every sortie.

Gets old though.  Reduces enjoyment of this sim.
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« Reply #62 on: October 09, 2005, 03:19:32 PM »
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Last month xMarine spent 205:46:29 online playing a game he calls "meaningless"

Huh? Wha? Are you telling someone else to "Get a life"? :lol :lol


And all those hours, he still can barely manage to take off without dying.




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« Reply #63 on: October 09, 2005, 03:38:50 PM »
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KOOL   5   58   16   5   18

wipass


KOOL is a "Toolshedder"?.........I don't think so.
 
 
"Backyard Workshop Smasher".......Maybe.
 
"2 car Garage Wacker"..........Perhaps.
 
"Gazeebo Mangaler"..........Without a Doubt!
 
 
But a "Toolshedder"?..........I just can't see it.
 
 

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BTW I hope you boys can recognize a little sarcasm. This is really a silly topic.

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« Reply #64 on: October 09, 2005, 05:05:59 PM »
I thought the "goal" of the game was to win the war by taking the fields/property of the enemy?

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« Reply #65 on: October 09, 2005, 05:17:17 PM »
no the goal is to kill as many airborne mofos as possible and strafe chutes when the opportunity arises
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« Reply #66 on: October 09, 2005, 05:21:27 PM »
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I thought the "goal" of the game was to win the war by taking the fields/property of the enemy?



But it's not a goal of the game to purposely go out of your way to grief a group of players because they weren't playing your way, as SgtDibs did.


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« Reply #67 on: October 09, 2005, 05:26:09 PM »
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Capturing territory through the use of air, land and sea power is the objective of Aces High.


us furballers are wrong BUT  it is much more fun furballing once you learn how to do it. The point isn't how to play the game it is the fact that the ones that don't furball intentionally ruin the furballers fun.

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« Reply #68 on: October 09, 2005, 05:33:49 PM »
After reading the help guide, i have decided to hang up my furgoggles and concentrate on the goal of the game.

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Capturing territory through the use of air, land and sea power is the objective of Aces High.   The arena terrain is divided into three countries, with each country starting with an equal number of fields, towns, cities, task groups, and a single headquarters for each country.  All countries have an equal amount of territory at the beginning of a war.


I have therefore decided that i will avoid air combat at all costs to concentrate on winning the war for my team - i know they will respect me when i take the bases for my country and give my life for the cause of the greater good.

It has come to my attention that my current squad lacks the commitment to help me in my quest to win the war, therefore i will be changing my name to 'win4team' and start my own squad called "The Capture Rangers".

Please PM me if you are interested in being a Capture Ranger, all new applicants will be given a colour of the rainbow as their callsign and will salute to the Rainbow Warrior's Flag of Tool Shed Destruction.



Sincerely,

win4team - Head Capture Ranger
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« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2005, 05:51:43 PM »
i''ll be 'lightblu'

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« Reply #70 on: October 09, 2005, 05:58:11 PM »
oh I want to be a stratho too!

Ill take the color pink cause it will go with my nails then.
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« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2005, 06:55:10 PM »
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You do realize that the people in question here are using their $14.95 to dictate how dozens of others should play... right?  So if those dozens of others feel like exposing those who would grief them for cheap kicks, I don't see the problem.  That's what community is all about.

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« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2005, 09:12:11 PM »
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And all those hours, he still can barely manage to take off without dying.




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Knew you'd go ad hominem after I shut down your poor argument of assumptions.

Nobody takes off or dies, it's a game... joystick goes up/down, cartoons explode in digital glory. Figure that out and you might understand why people will continue to play their way regardless of what a few nobodies say.

Next time I see whoever bombing where you think they should'nt, I will join him/them and proudly announce it on ch200.. just for you...i'll even switch to whatever country you're on.  There's not a damn thing you can do about it except cry through your fingers. HAHAHA

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« Reply #73 on: October 09, 2005, 09:22:23 PM »
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Next time I see whoever bombing where you think they should'nt, I will join him/them and proudly announce it on ch200.. just for you...i'll even switch to whatever country you're on.  There's not a damn thing you can do about it except cry through your fingers. HAHAHA


Couldn't he just change sides and continue hunting you?
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« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2005, 11:39:40 PM »
if your  not a tool sheddar then take the test below too find out.








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