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Offline Wolfala

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So I was taking a nap and Eva wakes me up
« on: October 13, 2005, 01:07:59 AM »
You know, when you are still 1/2 asleep and its just a bit after 10:00 pm. She comes up on the bed and says "Honey, i've got good news and i've got bad news...." Bla bla bla, long story short - boobies are bigger, and I find my bellybutton at the pharmacy at 11pm doing the EPT walk. Was kind of a surreal experience - closest experience would possibly be walking in a veterans parade with heads dipping in reverence.

Came home - drank a bottle of Fuze which surprisingly was actually pretty good - gonna hit that **** up instead of coke. Surprise surprise - NOT Pregnant.

Now I can't get back to sleep.

Fk...

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Offline Hangtime

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So I was taking a nap and Eva wakes me up
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 01:56:44 AM »
Ahhhhhhh.

item. have you two decided to spawn?

either way, after this kinda event, i'd bet she's dissapointed one way or the other.

Now, turn off the computer, grab that bottle of Fuze and a coupla glasses, find yer beautiful wifey and do yer duty.

with enthusiasm.
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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So I was taking a nap and Eva wakes me up
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2005, 02:22:22 AM »
I spawn almost every time I press the button if need be. :confused:
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 04:14:25 AM »
Eva woke me up just a few nights ago.



Then when I turned on the light she was gone.
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2005, 04:31:14 AM »
Gives a new meaning to 'camping the spawn point' :cool:
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2005, 04:31:41 AM »
I think i know how it feels Wolf

About 8 years ago the gf was late and we crossed our fingers as we did the test.. scared as heck that she would be preggie. Turns out she wasnt, but we were not as happy as we thought we would be.

Took us another 6 years before we figured out that we wanted one and the following month we found out she was preggie... not as happy as we thought we would be then either!, but that changed fast.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2005, 08:20:15 AM »
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I think i know how it feels Wolf

About 8 years ago the gf was late and we crossed our fingers as we did the test.. scared as heck that she would be preggie. Turns out she wasnt, but we were not as happy as we thought we would be.

Took us another 6 years before we figured out that we wanted one and the following month we found out she was preggie... not as happy as we thought we would be then either!, but that changed fast.


Considering who the father is, I don't blame her for not being overly happy.........
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« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2005, 09:24:52 AM »
Just remember with those tests. there can be false NEGATIVES.
But not False Positives.

Meaning she can take the test and a reading of Not Pregnant can be wrong.

But a reading of Pregnant is always right.

so if your wife/GF ever takes a test and it comes out positive.
Dont waste your money on another test thinking it must be wrong cause it isnt. Might as well put that cash towards baby diapers cause your gonna need em.

Might wanna have her try that test again :D
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Offline SOB

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« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2005, 09:29:28 AM »
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Considering who the father is, I don't blame her for not being overly happy.........
:p

OK, so who is it?  I bet Nilsen is dying to find out! :D
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2005, 11:43:51 AM »
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OK, so who is it?  I bet Nilsen is dying to find out! :D




I would bet some dude with a more manly hat, maybe a french sailer?:D
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2005, 01:42:10 PM »
ROFL... :D
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2005, 02:01:49 PM »
I just woke up. Actually 2nd time i've woken up - first time was around 0515 for about 45 mins then back to bed at 6. Wasn't trying for anything - just one of those random moments of panic or some **** - either way, end result always ends up with my bellybutton out the door in the middle of the night. ITs cool though I guess. A rite of passage of sorts. Was a great reason to blow 200 perks on Tempests throughout the night. Had quite a bender - 15 kill run where I was ultra convervative with ammo - no more then a 2 round burst from all the guns per kill - then I dive on a spit 5 - cockpit hit him but he's still ticking - endup on the business end of his 20mm and blam! Pounded the desk so probally everyone heard that.

Anyways - i'm tired and my feet are cold and everyone is out in Leavenworth Kansas at the office - so i'm home photoshopping my bellybutton into a new plane of existance.
S!

Wolf
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Offline Torque

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« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2005, 03:04:07 PM »
so...how much bigger did her tattors get?
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« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2005, 04:48:43 PM »
I thought she had some surgery done when I started reading.....:confused:
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2005, 05:11:59 PM »
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I thought she had some surgery done when I started reading.....:confused:
 She had same surgery as your DMV tester did to you. ;-) You probably should get tested too. :aok
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