Hi 68 Falcon,
Well, I'm certain you guys can use the R&R.
The CAF, being stationed on Guadalcanal and all has, due to a
shortage of women of any sort, been relegated to trapping female
orangutans, shaving 'em down (a chore we delegate to our FNGs),
and (through the kind services of Oddball And Bullethead's Guadalcanal Emporium) pimping 'em off to the squad at five bucks a shot.
Next time you're on one of the supply flights from Port Moresby,
stop in The O'Club, and I'll see about fixin' you up with one.
Please...don't thank me.
Here's a pic of "Lucy", my personal favorite:
Regards,
Oddball
Cactus Air Force
"Oderint Dum Metuant"