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Offline beet1e

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« on: October 18, 2005, 06:57:37 AM »
  • Maps on which UP is not North
  • People eating off the shelves in supermarkets before they’ve paid
  • Sentences which start with “So…”
  • Split infinitives
  • People who eat meals with their elbows on the table
  • At roundabouts, drivers in the left lane who signal right, but are really going straight on
  • Coming down to and dealing with a kitchen sink full of greasy dishes in dirty water, that have been “left to soak”
  • Being thanked for “my time” – oh the sincerity – not
  • The gaggle of young mothers who arrive at the local Starbucks with a fleet of push chairs, and use the place as a creche, leaving behind a huge mess for someone else to clear up
  • the way those same women use a glottal stop to pronounce the word “chocolate”, ie. choc’late

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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2005, 07:07:58 AM »
check your wiring and the conduits bud, I think there may be a short circuit.

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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2005, 07:22:14 AM »
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Originally posted by storch
check your wiring and the conduits bud, I think there may be a short circuit.


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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2005, 07:29:50 AM »
10 things i hate...

1. everyone who hate USA
2. people who come to USA and can't speak english
3. illegal aliens who sneak into my bueatiful country
4. duke university basketball team
5. loserville university basketball team
6. people that use the words "stress", and "drama" and whine about how life sucks.
7. terrorists
8. raygay music
9. criminals
10. 'napolean dynomite', 'kung fu enter the fist', and  'A.I.'


there are more but these came to my mind first
« Last Edit: October 18, 2005, 08:07:29 AM by megadud »

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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2005, 08:06:31 AM »
Sooo (this one's for you, Beet) MiniDud, non-french people who hate the USA are ok in your book? Man you've got a lot of possible friends over the world those days :aok
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2005, 08:18:46 AM »
deselys... you mean people who have never met us hate us?

they buy our music and movies tho.... strange.

I really envy beetle tho that those are the most annoying things that enter his life.

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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2005, 09:23:50 AM »
hate is a strong word

think it would take much bigger issues to use that term

as in:
I HATE cancer...
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2005, 09:30:58 AM »
What's a split infinitive?
Why do you go to Starbucks?

You sir, are DOOMED!
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2005, 09:35:06 AM »
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hate is a strong word

think it would take much bigger issues to use that term

as in:
I HATE cancer...


hate i guess can be a "strong" word. Along with "love" and what else? Anyway i don't view words as strong or soft. They are just words. I do hate cancer too but doesn't everybody? stuff like that shouldn't count because everyone hates it. next time i will say "things i am intensly hostile about" if it makes you people feel better. :aok
« Last Edit: October 18, 2005, 09:44:30 AM by megadud »

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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2005, 09:55:52 AM »
Soo,

Why do elbows bother you so much?

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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2005, 10:24:31 AM »
Odd.. for a gun hater, Beetle's using a lotta bullets lately.
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2005, 12:28:29 PM »
...Driving on the left
...Steering wheel on the right (wrong) side
...Chutney
...Kidney pie
...dropping the H like in History
...spelling Aluminum with a superfluous 'I'
...saying 'zed' instead of the proper 'zee'
...the whole royal thing
...Cockney Rhyming Slang
...Ham and Pork Custard
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2005, 01:03:38 PM »
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Originally posted by megadud
10 things i hate...

...
2. people who come to USA and can't speak english
3. illegal aliens who sneak into my bueatiful country
...


Yes, thank god for the numerous locals with high education standards that spell  things right too!
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2005, 01:19:44 PM »
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Yes, thank god for the numerous locals with high education standards that spell  things right too!


i might not be able to spell the language but damit i can speak it! :furious :furious :mad:

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« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2005, 05:23:38 PM »
Like people from Kentucky and Tennessee?
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